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Old 09-20-2002, 02:42 PM
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A Harley joke!

not sure if its been posted b4..........


Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man, and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
Number one, there's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
Number two, it chatters constantly at high speeds.
Number three, most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
Number four, the intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial Super Computer, typed in a few words, and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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*lol*

Hardley Ablesons suck!!!
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