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09-19-2002, 01:42 AM
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That'll Learn me!!!
A long time ago, my senior year in high school, there was a girl. she had a crush on me. I didn't reciprocate the feelings, but for the sake of "WHY THE HELL NOT" we went out anyway...for about three days. Well, Tuesday, I get a call from my mom. The converstation was as follows:
Me: hello? Mom: Hey honey! hows it going? Me: Fine. Mom: do you remember Zarah? Me: yeah. Mom: She's a millionaire! (with excitement only a mom can voice) Me: *click* Well, about 15 seconds later, mom calls back. Mom: I'm serious! George (Duffett, her father) won the lottery! 1.4 million...AFTER Taxes! Me: (still speechless, to this moment.) How many of you out there have seen that Miller Lite commercial? "I think we should break up...Ok, but I won the lottery" Lemme tell yeah...that commercial is no longer funny...at all. never again. I mean it this time...
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09-20-2002, 01:53 PM
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Ok...the Mustang rumor has just been confirmed. *sigh* Her dad is looking at something a little more practical...maybe a Porsche? He says he doesn't want to spend "TOO much of it..."
I wanna know, how can you spend "TOO MUCH" of 1.4 million dollars? I'm gonna go cry now... 
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09-20-2002, 02:06 PM
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Ouch man!
Thats worse then burning you tongue on really hot pizza! Seriously though. Thats crazy.
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09-20-2002, 03:06 PM
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Damn! Talk about shooting yourself in the foot at point blank range.
Well, it's not like you could have seen that coming, to look on the bright side.  Or is there a bright side to this.:huh:
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09-20-2002, 07:27 PM
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It wouldn't be worth squat if you didn't love her.
I'd much rather be in love with a poor woman than mooch off a rich one that I had no feelings for. Reminds me of a story in a local paper I read. Apparently, this 40 something year old woman in Idaho had just been divorced by her husband, had lost her job, and she and her 4 children were moving in with her mom when she won 84 million on the powerball lottery. Bet that guy felt like an ass.
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09-20-2002, 09:14 PM
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And there's always the possibility that she will have spent it all by the time you have your first album in the charts...........
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09-20-2002, 10:46 PM
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Points to Mr. T for the first reference to MY Future as a millionaire!
Anyway, Yeah...I refuse to use her. it was never an option. I've had a girl who I thought I loved...I thought she loved me, but that was at the height of my high school career, and as it turned out, she just wanted prestige by association. As if I need to say, I agree with Ci5ic. But I can't help but think of those old "looney toons" where Yosemite sam answers the Classifieds for a "lonely old rich widow searching for loving husband" and has to put up with the obscenely large and ape-like "Junior."
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09-20-2002, 10:48 PM
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LOL! My children will be raised on Looney Tunes (and Merry Melodies)...
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