Why Email is Like a Penis

[taranaki]

1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

3. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call "Email Envy."

5. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it mostly for fun.

7. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.

8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

9. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

10. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

11. If you play with it too much, you go blind.

[primera man]

Originally posted by taranaki


11. If you play with it too much, you go blind.

Vrey goob Mrt...madde me hav a goood laguh











cant seem to find those keys to well at times

[Damien]

Ripley's Believe It or Not

It's so true it's sad.......








:hehehe:

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by taranaki
5. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

I think you need to change this to being essential to be up!

[S Brake]

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
I think you need to change this to being essential to be up!

uhhhh, i'm not even going to ask

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by snowboarder
uhhhh, i'm not even going to ask

We all know what happens when I can’t get access to email and the internet!

[Damien]

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
We all know what happens when I can’t get access to email and the internet!

No! We don't and by what this hread is about, I believe best to not tell!

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by Damien
No! We don't and by what this hread is about, I believe best to not tell!

You have a very sick mind Damien san!

[Damien]

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
You have a very sick mind Damien san!

I'm a teenager! What ya expect?

[Ssom]

Originally posted by Damien


I'm a teenager! What ya expect?

for you to be an :angel: like me
:finger:

[kicker1_solo]

I have email, and I pay for it.....so I have a very large account.

[NSX-R-SSJ20K]

my hotmail is full of spam thats why i use Lycos

[hybridsol]

RoTfLmAo!:hehehe:

[YogsVR4]

Good one Mr T

[Ssom]

JWT