game: 186 [objects] walk into a bar

[Jay!]

:coolguy:

This is one of those improv comedy games I'm so fond of... Let's see how well it translates to a forum format.

An object is chosen. That object the become the subject in a joke with the following format:

186 [objects] walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve [objects] here."
So the [objects] say, "[punchline]"

example: object = banana

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "Well, I guess we better split!"

Now, this is a pun-driven game, so not every punchline will be a side splitter. In fact 99% will be groaners, but they're fun too.

Let's start with bananas, since I just used the most obvious punchline, but I'm sure you clever kids can come up with half a dozen more...

Please copy the whole joke as I have written it out, then add your punchlines.

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186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "[:hehe:]"

[ci5ic]

They do this at the "comedy sports" show here in town... It's pretty funny.

186 bannanas walk into a bar
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bannanas here."
So the bannanas say, "That's okay, this dive isn't very aPEELing anyways..."

[tazdev]

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "thats ok we want beer, not bananas"

[ci5ic]

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "We'll just SLIP out the back then"

[tazdev]

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "We APEEL to your better judgement"

[replicant_008]

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "That's okay, a bunch of us just wanna hang around..."

[BoredRec]

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "Sorry, thought this was a juice bar."

[BoredRec]

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "That's OK, the smell in here is making us green."

[tazdev]

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, " "
nothing you idiot, Bananas can't talk

[Ssom]

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "So fuckin what, I'm thirsty not hungry"

[Jay!]

Excellent, guys!

Originally posted by ci5ic
They do this at the "comedy sports" show here in town... It's pretty funny.

I used to perform in my High School's Comedy Sportz team. We played agains other schools. and were sponsored by the pros down in Hollywood. It was awesome; I love that stuff!

I don't know if any of you watch the new Who's Line..., but Jeff Davis, who's one of the guys who's sometimes on there, was one of the 'coaches' for our team. That was a pleasure working with him! :o

Okay, no more bananas today... Let's try (suggestion from my wife) : book

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say, "Well, we're BOUND to find someplace that will..."

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say, "[]"

[Damien]

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say, "Can you read me something?"



I like Taz's the best!

[Damien]

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say,"Hey man! My spine is broken!"

Yeah, I know! I'm on a roll!

[Jay!]

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say, "Okay, we'll LEAF..."

:silly2:

[tazdev]

186 books walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve books here."
So the books say, "What a NOVEL concept."