game: 186 [objects] walk into a bar ver.III

[Jay!]

The predecessors:
game: 186 [objects] walk into a bar (ver 1)
186, ver2

The objective:
An object is chosen. That object the become the subject in a joke with the following format:

186 [objects] walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve [objects] here."
So the [objects] say, "[punchline]"

example: object = banana

186 bananas walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve bananas here."
So the bananas say, "Well, I guess we better split!"

Now, this is a pun-driven game, so not every punchline will be a side splitter. In fact 99% will be groaners, but that's the fun part.

The Rules:
A couple rules to slow down the more pun-inclined among us...

ONLY ONE ENTRY PER POST! NO DOUBLE POSTING!



Post one reply, but don't post again until someone else has had a chance. Also, to keep it moving, anyone can change the object after, say, 5 replies, not just me. But, you can not select the next object yourself. You muct ask someone else to name a random object for you. It can be someone at your house or work, or you can IM/PM/chatroom, etc. someone. You do not HAVE to change the object if there's been 5 replies, only if you want to...


The opening object, as selected by my co-worker Tim, is snake.

Ready? GO!

186 snakes walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve snakes here." (Even snakes that can walk, apparently!)
So the snakes say, "This place seems pretty low on the SCALE, anyway!"

[RaceMySS_454]

186 military band players walk into a bar
the bartender says "we dont serve your type of bands around here
So the military band players say, But we only wanted to play (with the) TAPS.

[Sluttypatton]

186 snakes walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve snakes here." (Even snakes that can walk, apparently!)
So the snakes say, "That's okay, we're just here for the tail"

[Prelewd]

186 snakes walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve snakes here."
So the snakes say, "This isn't the boa-ling alley?"

[Jay!]

186 snakes walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve snakes here."
So the snakes say, "Don't make us ASP you again!"

[Prelewd]

186 snakes walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve snakes here."
So the snakes say, "Fine.. We'll leave.. Don't throw a hiss-y fit!"

[Jay!]

Okay, now do calculators.

[FireBball972]

186 calculators walk into a bar
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve calculators here."
So the calculators say, "that just doesn't add up!!"

[FireBball972]

^

[Jay!]

186 calculators walk into a bar
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve calculators here."
So the calculators say, "Are you just trying to push our buttons?"

[Prelewd]

186 calculators walk into a bar
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve calculators here."
So the calculators say, " "

[Jay!]

186 calculators walk into a bar
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve calculators here."
So the calculators say, "Well, I guess we won't be ADDING to your revenue today..."



Let's try sunglasses...

[Sluttypatton]

186 sunglasses walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve sunglasses here."
So the sunglasses say, "Am I a little too shady to be a customer?"

[Jay!]

186 sunglasses walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve sunglasses here."
So the sunglasses say, "If you don't let us drink, we'll grab you by the ears!"

[Sluttypatton]

186 sunglasses walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve sunglasses here."
So the sunglasses say, "Rascist, it's because we're black, isn't it?"