All right boys, potentially the best thing you have ever read at AF!!!

[JD@af]

All right, so I was listening to Stern this morning. A story was mentioned about how Britney Spears has befriended porn star (goddess is more like it!) Jenna Jameson. She actually recently hung out at some club into the wee hours of the morning with Jenna, and a bunch of other porn stars. She was also hanging out with some big-wig porn film executives on the same evening. For those of you that don't know, Jenna has turned more straight women into lesbians than the home games the Mets have lost this year!

Continuing on with this story, supposedly a close friend of hers reported that Britney is not the goody-two-shoes that she seems, and actually has an extensive porn collection that she enjoys watching. The rumor even stated that part of the reason for Justin and Britney's break-up was that she had cheated on him!! Let's also consider that Britney is now taking some time off from her career, to make some time for "herself"...

Okay, so at this point this is all a far-stretched rumor. But dammit, a guy can dream, can't he?? I can think of few things more exciting than Britney Spears becoming a porn star, even if just to make lesbian movies! I can say in all honesty that this would literally be a dream come true. So what if it's all just a rumor? So what if I am identifying myself as a low-life in this capacity?! We're talking about Britney Spears in porn films for crying out loud!! And not 15 or 20 years from now when she's an over-the-hill sack o' lard, but at 20, in her prime physical condition (I think her cameo in Gold Member was the best I have ever seen her look).

:ylsuper :ylsuper Come on now, I know I'm not the only one excited by the very idea of this!!! I feel like Beavis (BOOOOIIIIINNNGGGG!!!!) YEAH BABY, YEAH!! :ylsuper :ylsuper

[YogsVR4]

Gotta say that the hype around Spears is a huge turn off. However, should she jump into a role, I'm sure it would become the most downloaded feature since the Anderson & Lee tape made its rounds.

[ragt20]

hmmm

[darkness]

I find Spears boring, she completely turns me off.

[JD@af]

Originally posted by darkness
I find Spears boring, she completely turns me off.

Man, I knew you we're crazy, but damn!! I didn't know you were that crazy!

:right: To each his own, I guess.

[darkness]

Yes I am that crazy. Jennifer Connelly and Charlize Theron are more my style.

[ci5ic]

Dude. I see at least 3 girls a day that are just as attractive (if not more so) as Britney Spears... Sure, she's hot and all, but look around! There's so many beautiful women out there, it's a shame to waste any attention on the one that you'll probably never even meet... Anyways, the way she acts and how she looks and what she wears is all staged by coreographers and makeup artists and wardrobe designers... I'd much rather have a home-grown beauty with her own sense of fashion/attitude/personality than a fabrication like that!

[darkness]

Originally posted by ci5ic
Dude. I see at least 3 girls a day that are just as attractive (if not more so) as Britney Spears... Sure, she's hot and all, but look around! There's so many beautiful women out there, it's a shame to waste any attention on the one that you'll probably never even meet... Anyways, the way she acts and how she looks and what she wears is all staged by coreographers and makeup artists and wardrobe designers... I'd much rather have a home-grown beauty with her own sense of fashion/attitude/personality than a fabrication like that!

Bravo, you get a round of applause for that answer. Completely agree with you.

[JD@af]

Originally posted by darkness


Bravo, you get a round of applause for that answer. Completely agree with you.

Ahh, of course you guys are both right, but think of it from the fantasy aspect!! Seriously, I can safely claim that there is not a female in America, if not the entire world, that more guys want to see getting naked and naughty than Britney Spears. I know there are better-looking women out there, but it's the unattainable appeal of Britney that makes her so desired in the role of a porn princess!! Because it seems for the most part that this will never see the day.. and that's why this "rumor" is so enticing!!! So you see?

[darkness]

I guess I see where you're coming from. But to be honest it still doesn't excite me.

She's just so superficial that it puts me off. And my fantasies are simple.

[Damien]

I'm with Darkness! :ylsuper

I've seen Britney in a porno and I wasn't impressed! I'm not a blonde, white, short hair girl person anyhow. Now latino chics like Shakira(fake blonde), J Lo, or Catherine Zeta Jones!

But, ironicly my girlfriend is blonde, white, and short hair but she's also the greatest thing in the world!

Hotness is a description of looks but relitivly use for those special to you. Now I think my girlfriend is hot, but I also think she's beautiful and has other specifc qualities that shall not be listed. Hotness relates to an object more than anything. Don't think this has anything to with this, but I'm just happy right now and thought I'd throw out an opinion!!! :jump::jump::jump:

[ci5ic]

Originally posted by Damien
I'm with Darkness! :ylsuper

I've seen Britney in a porno and I wasn't impressed!

:huh:

[darkness]

Originally posted by ci5ic


:huh:

Yeah I really doubt she's been in one yet.

[Damien]

Well she has and I've seen it in a British porno. Friend brought it on the bus in Italy. It's not like seeing a naked woman was bad, but there were better looking women in there for here to be the main one!

I think we bursted Jay's big discovery!

[darkness]

I think what you watched was faked.