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Old 08-28-2002, 06:48 AM
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>One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human
>Resources Director was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul
>arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St.Peter
>himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter, "Before you get settled in
>though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've
>never once had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we're not
>really sure what to do with you."
>"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
>"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is
>let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose
>whichever one you want to spend eternity."
>"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven"
>said the woman.
>"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in
>an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she
>found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf
>course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her
>were all her friends -- fellow executives who she had worked with and
>they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.
>
>They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old
>times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the
>country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.
>She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and
>she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a
>good time that before she knew it; it was time to leave. Everybody shook
>her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator. The elevator
>went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter
>
> >waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So
>she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the
>harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24
>hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.
>
>"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now
>you must choose your eternity," he said.
>The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought
>I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think
>I had a better time in Hell," so St.Peter escorted her to the elevator
>and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the
>elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland
>covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags
>and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
>
>The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't
>understand," stammered the woman, "Yesterday I was here and there was a
>golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had
>a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends
>look
>miserable."
>
>The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you,
>today you're staff..."
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Old 08-28-2002, 08:38 AM
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Old 08-28-2002, 03:28 PM
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Old 08-28-2002, 03:53 PM
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Old 08-29-2002, 02:34 AM
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Oh god this is so true Bloody corporate bigwigs
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