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sound familier!!!
>One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human
>Resources Director was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul >arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St.Peter >himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter, "Before you get settled in >though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've >never once had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we're not >really sure what to do with you." >"No problem, just let me in," said the woman. >"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is >let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose >whichever one you want to spend eternity." >"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven" >said the woman. >"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in >an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she >found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf >course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her >were all her friends -- fellow executives who she had worked with and >they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. > >They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old >times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the >country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. >She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and >she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a >good time that before she knew it; it was time to leave. Everybody shook >her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator. The elevator >went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter > > >waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So >she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the >harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 >hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. > >"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now >you must choose your eternity," he said. >The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought >I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think >I had a better time in Hell," so St.Peter escorted her to the elevator >and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the >elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland >covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags >and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. > >The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't >understand," stammered the woman, "Yesterday I was here and there was a >golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had >a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends >look >miserable." > >The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you, >today you're staff..."
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I've heard it before, but its still funny as heck.
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So true!
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ooooooooh yes.............come and work for us,you will go so far......
....round the twist.
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Oh god this is so true
Bloody corporate bigwigs
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Welcome to Corporate America!!!!!!
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