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08-25-2002, 04:18 AM
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pick up lines and their responses
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Man: So, wanna go back to my place ? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine. Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book. Man: But I don't know your name. Woman: That's in the phone book too. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: What sign were you born under? Woman: No Parking. Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not Enter Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone. Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you.....to leave. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
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08-25-2002, 11:57 PM
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LMAO Taz!!!!!!!! :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
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08-26-2002, 12:09 AM
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08-26-2002, 03:06 AM
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Well... you asked for it...
Man: Do you sleep on your stomach?
Woman: No Man: Do you mind if I do? Aussie Bloke's favourite pickup line... "so do you want a root or not?" Man: Do you like the smell of burning rubber...? It can be arranged Man: So you say you have a weak heart? Okay I'll try to miss it... Man: I'm a fashion consultant and you'd look good draped all over me... Man: I'm the Greg Norman of sex... Woman: How's that? Man: I can be on top for three days and still come second...
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