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08-15-2002, 05:15 PM
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Say what ya mean!!!!!!!!
I think you'll like these
 Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints by QUANTAS pilots and the corrective action recorded by mechanics. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident (so I am told). P stands for the Problem the pilots entered in the log S stands for the Corrective Action taken by the mechanics. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough. S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on backorder. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're there for! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P: Suspect crack in windscreen. S: Suspect you're right. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P: Radar hums. S: Reprogrammed radar with words. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed :hehehe: :hehehe::hehehe: :hehehe:
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08-15-2002, 05:28 PM
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hahaha, they're great! :hehehe:
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08-15-2002, 05:38 PM
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ROFLMAO:hehehe:
and it is true that Quantas is the only one with no accidents.
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08-16-2002, 01:59 AM
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Re: Say what ya mean!!!!!!!!
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these two have to be my alltime favorites
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08-16-2002, 08:44 AM
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You mean to tell me I went and got a degree for nothing.:huh:
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08-16-2002, 10:16 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Say what ya mean!!!!!!!!
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08-16-2002, 05:34 PM
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:huh: :hehe: all that time you could have spent doin something else :hehe: and still do what ya do now
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08-16-2002, 08:42 PM
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Quantas??? If the name is spelt wrong it seems rather suspicous!
Its Qantas= Queensland, australia, northern territorys airline service. or along similar lines. Yeah but I think qantas has had atleast one accident, as the only airline that had never had one was singapore right up till one took off into a digger last year. sarujin
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