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Old 07-22-2006, 12:14 AM
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Don't let this happen to you

Please be careful. I don't know how many of you
shop at Sams Club, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you.

The victims are always males, so ladies, please pass this
information along to your husbands and male friends.

Here's how the scam works...

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls
come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They
both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to
look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead
ask you for a ride to another store.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, theystart having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.



I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again
on Saturday, yesterday, and most likely again tomorrow.
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Old 07-22-2006, 12:21 AM
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Re: Don't let this happen to you

I don't see a problem. My wallet's made of duct tape, cheap to replace. Where's Sam's Club?
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Old 07-22-2006, 12:43 AM
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Re: Don't let this happen to you

Damn, I was at Sam's Club today, didn't see anything like you described. Guess I'll have to go back tomorrow and the next few days and see. Oh yeah, have to dirty my windshield before I go too .
For those who don't know what Sam's Club is, it's a warehouse type club similar to Costco and BJs, ( yeah BJs) You pay a membership fee and can buy most items in bulk. It is owned by WalMart.
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Re: Don't let this happen to you

yeah we got that sam's club here, xcept its not called sams club, its called "High Heels" strip bar...
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Re: Don't let this happen to you

^^^^^
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Re: Don't let this happen to you

I think this is a
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Old 07-22-2006, 01:42 AM
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Re: Don't let this happen to you

Could be, funny jokes tend to be told often, kinda like " Yo mama got two left arms talking about 'Its alright'"
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Re: Don't let this happen to you

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I think this is a
And you'd be right.
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Re: Don't let this happen to you

Still funny though. I chuckled a little.
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Still funny though. I chuckled a little.
was alot funnier the first time.....
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Re: Don't let this happen to you

hate when that happens. Pickpockets never gave me head. Then again, it was a guy, and I almost broke his arm...
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Re: Don't let this happen to you

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hate when that happens. Pickpockets never gave me head. Then again, it was a guy, and I almost broke his arm...
So do you do the same things to girls when they don't give you head?
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