Why cyber-geeks make shitty boyfriends

[Ssom]

Heres one for you chicks

OK, so we all know that Bill Gates has become the richest guy in the world through his multi-billion dollar Microsoft company and the IT boom can be considered a revenge of the nerds. But before you start dating these pizza-faced geeks in hope of becoming a billionaire wife here are some down-sides you should consider.......

1.His future plans for the two of you never get past "Well, first we should play another game of MYST"

2. If you so much as dog-ear a page of his "Wired" magazine he won't talk to you for weeks

3. Web-cams set up in the shower

4. When nobody visits his web page the depression lasts for days

5. Scully will always be his godess, you're no Scully

6. He'll get you an engagment ring.....Just as soon as he is the highest bidder on EBAY (ie there is someone willing to take $3.50 for a $6000 ring)

7. You're only practice until VR technology really takes off and he can "date" Angelina Jolie

8. When left alone at your parents house, he'd choos playing around with your father's new Web TV over "fooling around"

9. Your opinion often comes in second, right behind that of somebody he's never met but has been playing electronic dungeons and dragons with for five years

10. You have to wait until his computer is tied up downloading a new game for a few minutes of quality time together

11. He'll never give you the password to any of his E-Mail accounts, but if you refuse to give him the password to yours, he'll break in and change it to "BITCH" just 'cause he fuckin can

12. After so many years of working at the computer in underwear and an old "rush" T-Shirt, dressing up has come to mean nothing more than putting on pants.

13. You can only look him in the eye through the reflection on his monitor

14. Having to choose betwewen PC and MAC was already one life-time commitment too many

15. After 16 hours a day in a chat-room, he's got nothing to say to you

16. You have to plan your social calender around software release dates.

And finally, with all that time he spends behind the computer, you will NEVER GET ANY BLIMMIN TIME ON AF!!!!!


No offence intended to any internet junkies on AF :finger: :finger: :finger:

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
3. Web-cams set up in the shower

Somehow that sounds more kinky than nerdy (well to me anyway!). Kind of like American Pie!! :angel:

[YogsVR4]

Careful there mister! We computer nerds sometimes play a mean game of hockey! (and not that EA Sports video type!)

[darkness]

I resent those remarks

[taranaki]

Originally posted by darkness
I resemble those remarks

true....

[darkness]

Originally posted by taranaki


true....

ya bastard I was actually thinking about putting that anyway.

[Damien]

You know you want to be one of us don't you Mr. T!!!

I'm far from those actually

Spec2-Really? :licker:

[Ssom]

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Somehow that sounds more kinky than nerdy (well to me anyway!). Kind of like American Pie!! :angel:

Care to prove that to us :buck :buck :finger: :finger: