The Official AF "Quote" Thread

[twospirits]

Ok members, lets try something new.

Post up your favorite AF quote that you have gathered in here.
Not only would we keep them in one place but we won't have to have so many in our sigs. Consider it a Best oF AF thread but in quotes.

Note: You may or may not want to give a brief lead up to the quote so the quote makes sense.
You can also include external quotes from AOL/Yahoo IMs etc.
Only rule: No quotes flaming other members or mods. If so, post will be deleted.

Okay I'll start.

lead up: I'm updating and adding new sections throughout AF and one of them is the AMC/Rambler/Nash/IH section, which leads to this...

Originally Posted by curtis73

Oooh, I just noticed something, though... You mis-spelled Nash. You have it with an "H" so it says "Hash". That might attract the wrong crowd

TS out

Edit:
after much consideration, as of June 27th, 2006 no more quotes outside of AF will be allowed in this thread. Those already within the thread stay, any new ones will be deleted.

[Rally Sport]

Not exactly a quote.. but its funny.. well yeah it is a quote so it'll go here..

[Muscletang]

It was actually this time last year. A certain member said something about another member and they found out. I won't go into details as it was a touchy subject. Right before the thread got closed though I heard this and just died in tears.

Originally Posted by sidewayzS13

youra pussy dude u talk shit and claim u can kick someones ass but then u say if you lose your gunna have them arrested what a fucking pussy. dude let me get u a tube of Vagasil to go along w/ that vagina

It still kills me to this day.

[freakray]

My favorite has got to be this one from the Subaru Impreza forum:

Originally Posted by Subaru genius

I know just about every-thing there is to know ask a question and i'll answer. I can tell you anything from cylinder specs ( 99.5 mm bore, 79 mm stroke, 9.7 compression ratio on 2.0 L )

What makes it my favorite is in his display of 'knowing everything' he lists incorrect info on the 2.0L engine

[blazee]

When a guy that was wanting to change his own oil asked how to drain the old oil out. He was told that the drain plug was on the rear of the oil pan. After a week of trying to explain it's location to him, a member posted this:

Originally Posted by chigger23

You pull the dipstick out, you put the dipstick in, you pull the dipstick out, and you shake it all about, you do the hoke pokey and you turn yourself around, thats what its all about.

Give me a break-------GOTO AUTOZONE, GRAB THE DELIQUINT BEHIND THE COUNTER AND ASK HIM WHERE THE OIL PAN IS.

[666_speed]

This unfortunately was one of my own but funny still. I was talking about the car feeling and handling different after I put ttops in my Camaro.

Originally Posted by 666_speed

its stiff still but when you really get on it you can feel it flex a little more than i would like....

[Nicole8188]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

It was actually this time last year. A certain member said something about another member and they found out. I won't go into details as it was a touchy subject. Right before the thread got closed though I heard this and just died in tears.

Bleh...that guy was a jackass.

[vinnym86]

AF: Git 'er done.

[Heep]

Originally Posted by Oz

[wrightz28]

AMC/Rambler/Hash/IH section

Well hell, it got my attention.

[stone_mound_camaro]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

I personally would like to see any lawmaker who has ties to any law that allows a municipality confiscate and sell or kill your car, strung up by their balls while Earl screws their wife, their children are caned, and I spend all their money on new tires for doing burnouts in their driveway as their house is engulfed in a nice raging fire with the AF crew roasting hotdogs and drinking beer on lawn chairs. Pricks.

O yeah.. classic.. Talking about local authorities confiscating street racers' cars

[Heep]

Originally Posted by -The Stig-

I bet he shifted into awesome to get there.

...referring to the presence of a 10th anniversary edition Datsun 280ZX in a posh concours show

[Muscletang]

From my "Google protecting our porno rights" thread.

Originally Posted by ThatRoundHeadedKid

WHy am i first?

................

Oh man that's good stuff right there.

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by Igovert500

Lol, they should charge her with Assault with a dead weapon.

reffering to a woman attacking another, with a dead chiuahahahahahahahaha

[twospirits]

Talking about the classifieds section and the post about finding some lug nuts.

Originally Posted by 666_speed

And John, for tonight anyways, I'm wet and ready

TS out