Church Lady

[tonioseven]

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went
before the Congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they
passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation
decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary.
There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's
additional children were costing the church.
Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift
from God," he said.
Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said,
"Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear
rubbers."
And the Congregation said, "Amen."

[Whumbachumba]

I came into here expecting the church lady from SNL. Funny still though.

[imtheoneandonlyD]

heh, decent.

[Rally Sport]

[fredjacksonsan]

Good one ---

[tonioseven]

Originally Posted by Rally Sport

You're the only one who really loves me!

[1986Z28]

lol i like it!

[Damien]

hm...a 7th Heaven joke

[sv650s]

nice......what car you painting now tonio?

[Lownslow]

Originally Posted by Damien

hm...a 7th Heaven joke