Some sound financil advice......

[ragt20]

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

[ragt20]

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ITALIAN CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
* You break for lunch.

RUSSIAN CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows.
* You count them and learn you have five cows.
* You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
* You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
* You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

SWISS CAPITALISM:
* You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
* You charge an outrageous fee to others for storing them.

CHINESE CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows.
* You have 300 people milking them.
* You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest
and detain without trial the journalist who reported the number of
cows.

NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows.
* That one on the left is kinda cute...

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by ragt20
NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM:
* You have two cows.
* That one on the left is kinda cute...

Shouldn't that be sheep??? :hehehe:

[tazdev]

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Shouldn't that be sheep??? :hehehe:

NO. You are thinking about australians again

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Rags, you should start a financial consulting firm..............................




































for the mentally incompetent.:silly2:

[YogsVR4]

Its so sad its funny!


Poor cows :alien2: