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04-27-2006, 08:46 AM
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Josh's semi annual joke thread
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it. Distraught, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm to young to die," she wails. "If i'm going to die, i want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there any MAN on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Wyoming stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbottoning his shirt. Muscles ripped across his chest. He reaches toward her...she gasps... he whispers "Iron this. Then get me a beer." 
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04-27-2006, 09:34 AM
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Re: Josh's semi annual joke thread
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost.
but still good.
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04-27-2006, 09:51 AM
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04-27-2006, 09:53 AM
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Re: Josh's semi annual joke thread
oh man, i just burst out laughing....
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04-27-2006, 10:28 AM
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Re: Josh's semi annual joke thread
This joke is so old it's not even funny to masoginistic men anymore...
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04-27-2006, 10:59 AM
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04-27-2006, 07:12 PM
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Re: Josh's semi annual joke thread
Since the joke is old you owe us a new one.
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04-27-2006, 09:29 PM
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04-27-2006, 09:48 PM
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Re: Josh's semi annual joke thread
entertaining none the less
i still liked it
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04-27-2006, 10:07 PM
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Re: Josh's semi annual joke thread
i hadn't heard it before, i liked it, my roommate liked it, good joke.
edit: my roommate also just sacked himself by accident so that added to the comedy lol
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04-27-2006, 11:02 PM
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Re: Josh's semi annual joke thread
sacked himself? what does that mean? (excuse my foreign-ness)
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04-27-2006, 11:04 PM
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Re: Josh's semi annual joke thread
he hit himself between the legs.
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Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them. Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood. On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
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thats pretty good
