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07-17-2002, 11:15 AM
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DVS funny.
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle
> on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle > and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" > > "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? > I don't need any common woman giving me anything!" barked Bin Laden. > > The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be > returned to that bottle forever." > > Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the > woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in > my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you !" > > The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared. > > The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, > Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was > broken, and he had no health insurance.
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07-17-2002, 07:30 PM
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:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
The Panda like's it!!!
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07-17-2002, 10:41 PM
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07-18-2002, 12:41 AM
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...yeah not bad mate
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07-19-2002, 12:59 AM
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*lol* Dude, that was wrong!
And heck, while I'm at it: Hi Rebel!
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07-19-2002, 07:03 AM
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:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Hilarious stuff there DOC 
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07-19-2002, 01:36 PM
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yo haha DVS thats hilarious guy, bin laden should have asked for 3 hot women lol
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