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Old 04-19-2006, 09:09 PM
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It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car.
Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no. We bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive - never learned how."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed.
So we're just waiting........
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Old 04-19-2006, 09:13 PM
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Haha.. didn't see that one.. good one
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Old 04-19-2006, 09:24 PM
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eww..naked old women, c'mon now, did you think that thru before you posted? just..eww..
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What's wrong with naked old women?
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Re: Used Cars...


That one had me laugh...
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kudos didn't see the end of that one coming
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GILFs
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lol good one
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haha unexpected
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eww..naked old women, c'mon now, did you think that thru before you posted? just..eww..

Just wait til your old
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Liked it
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Just wait til your old
i'm not going to get old! i'm going to stay young beautiful and sexy my whole life
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