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Old 07-05-2002, 02:39 AM
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Early Retirement

The Pentagon recently found it had too many
generals and offered an early retirement bonus.

They promised any general who retired immediately his
full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch
measured in a straight line between any two points
on the general's body, with the general
getting to select any pair of points he wished.

The first general was from the Air Force. He asked
the pension clerk to measure from the top of his
head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He
walked out with a check for $720,000.

The second man, an Army general, asked the pension
clerk to measure from the tip of his up-stretched
hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out
with a check for $960,000.

The third general was a grizzled old Marine from
Texas. He told the pension man "Son, I want you
to measure from the tip of my penis all the
way to my testicles."

The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine
general might like to reconsider, pointing out the
nice checks the previous two generals had received.


The Marine general insisted "No sir, you heard right.
Go ahead and measure".

The pension expert said that would be OK, but that
he'd better get a medical officer to do the measuring.

The medical officer attended and asked the general to
drop 'em. He did. The medical officer placed the
tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to
work back.

"My God!" he said, "where are your testicles?"

"Vietnam," the general replied.
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Old 07-05-2002, 02:42 AM
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And oldie but a goodie!

:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:




But do tell us how much did you end up getting paid out?
Its a long way from the pentagon to vietnam.
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And oldie but a goodie!

:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Ahhh............yes in deed it is.
:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

Made the Panda smile!!!
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Ahhh............yes in deed it is.
:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

Made the Panda smile!!!
Vietnam?soooo 1970's!!!!!!:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
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heard it before but it still brings a chuckle out of me.:licker:
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And oldie but a goodie!

:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:




But do tell us how much did you end up getting paid out?
Its a long way from the pentagon to vietnam.
My guess is somewhere around 12 trillion.
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But do tell us how much did you end up getting paid out?
Its a long way from the pentagon to vietnam.
Distance between Washington, District of Columbia, United States and Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, as the crow flies:
9006 miles

1 mile = 5,280 feet x 12 inches= 63380 inches per mile

$10,000 per inch x 63380 inches/mile x 9006 miles =

$ 5,728,002,800,000 lotsa money!

o.k.,o.k.,it's only a joke,but I'm bored :o
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...as the crow flies:...
A pie crow or a black crow?
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Distance between Washington, District of Columbia, United States and Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, as the crow flies:
9006 miles

1 mile = 5,280 feet x 12 inches= 63380 inches per mile

$10,000 per inch x 63380 inches/mile x 9006 miles =

$ 5,728,002,800,000 lotsa money!

o.k.,o.k.,it's only a joke,but I'm bored :o
hehe lol smart man
hey Mr.T is that an actual total cus if it is that would be a very rich old lucky man lol
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hehe lol smart man
hey Mr.T is that an actual total cus if it is that would be a very rich old lucky man lol
It must be true.Igot it all off the internet.Mind you,at $10,000 per inch,I'd want to be bloody accurate!
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That was a good one!





Way to go Mr. T! I doubt I could figure that out! If you're that bored.....make some interesting threads!
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hahaha very funny! :hehehe:
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