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#1
03-10-2006, 12:14 PM
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Happy Birthday (drum roll please...)
To Mr. Walker Texas Ranger himself, the legendary Chuck Norris. He turns 66 today, ( damn, old enough to collect Social Security
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03-10-2006, 12:21 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday (drum roll please...)
cuck norris was collecting social security long before he came out of the womb
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03-10-2006, 12:32 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday (drum roll please...)
How long before we see him promoting Medicare Part D plans, or diabetes testing supplies, respiratory care products, or even electric mobility scooters? HMMM I see potential for a SNL comedy skit based on that.
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Thought for the Day… Alcohol does not make you fat - It makes you lean... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people. If a prostitute here in America loses her job to a prostitute in India , is that considered "outwhoring"??-Jay Leno
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03-10-2006, 05:44 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday (drum roll please...)
Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes, the IRS pay Chuck Norris money so he won't kick their ass.
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#7
03-10-2006, 06:34 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday (drum roll please...)
Could you imagine when Chuck dies.... he'll become like a martyr to these people
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03-10-2006, 07:18 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday (drum roll please...)
Chuck Norris is my dad.
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#11
03-10-2006, 08:55 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday (drum roll please...)
Happy B-day to you, Mr.Chuck Norris.
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#12
03-10-2006, 10:02 PM
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Re: Happy Birthday (drum roll please...)
Hes my mom!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!
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#13
03-11-2006, 03:52 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday (drum roll please...)
Quote:
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