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07-02-2002, 03:18 PM
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Surgeons
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patient on the
> > table. > > The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on the > > Operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is > numbered." > > The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! > > Everything inside them is color coded." > > The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the > > Best everything inside them is in alphabetical order." > > The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction > > workers.They always understand when you have a few parts left > over at the > end, > > and when the job takes longer than you said it would." > > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're > > All wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's > no guts, no > > heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
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07-02-2002, 03:52 PM
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We are going through our election bull shit/arse kissing & generally being lied to phase from our polititions at the moment. This will be followed by the "I never said that phase" if they get into power. The Panda hates election time!!! 
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07-02-2002, 07:52 PM
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07-02-2002, 08:24 PM
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07-02-2002, 09:29 PM
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haha lol
 that is definatly true guy good one rag
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07-03-2002, 03:17 AM
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OMG! I love it!
 :hehe: :hehehe:
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07-03-2002, 01:16 PM
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lol that one is great dude...kinda reminds me of the elections for massachusetts state governor.....a circus it is
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07-03-2002, 02:32 PM
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But Panda, I must ask you this... Do you know what a "Chad" is? Or what the difference between a "Hanging Chad" and "Dimpled Chad"? If not, then you have not even begun to see the circus
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07-04-2002, 01:10 AM
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And Thank Heavens for the Electoral Vote! Happy 4th of July, America!
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07-04-2002, 05:25 PM
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At least someone is still posting some good jokes!
How many ppl actually heard the word "chad" until the mess up in Fl?
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07-05-2002, 01:54 AM
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I just cant wait to vote in a few months time
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