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Old 06-04-2002, 05:47 PM
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Lesson in Worms

Lesson in Worms

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in soil - alive.
Lesson:
As long as you drink,smoke and have sex, you won't get worms.
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Hurrray!! Thats one less worry off my mind Now to do somthing about these stains, black lungs, and pounding head
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Oh no, he's in one of those moods today! Someone make it stop!!! :cry:




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Lesson learned. I think.
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Oh no, he's in one of those moods today! Someone make it stop!!! :cry:




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Eh I hope you mean Ragt
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Eh I hope you mean Ragt
Of course!
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Eh I hope you mean Ragt

Someone sounds a little paranoid tonight!

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