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Old 06-04-2002, 04:45 PM
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Top 10 reasons to go to work naked

Top 10 reasons to go to work naked

No one ever steals your chair.

Gives ‘bad hair day’ a whole new meaning.

Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.

So that – with a little help from Muzak – you can add ‘Exotic Dancer’ to your exaggerated CV.

You want to see if it’s like the dream.

To stop those letches in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

‘I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my trousers.’

Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.

Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. ..

and (drum roll) the number one reason to go to work naked:

Your boss is always yelling, ‘I want to see your arse in here by 8am!’

now that one is funny
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Old 06-04-2002, 04:47 PM
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Re: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked

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Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

‘I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my trousers.’

Lol

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Re: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked

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People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.
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Have you been sleeping with that comedienne again ragt20?
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Have you been sleeping with that comedienne again ragt20?

oi MR T shhhhhhhhhhh..... don't let the cat out of the bag
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Gives ‘bad hair day’ a whole new meaning.

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best thread ever !!!
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How about reason #11:

To get rid of your raging fever since you had to show up for work anyway.
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best thread ever !!!
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I think I'm gonna try this tonight
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LOL, good to see you back on track Ragt20
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How about reason #11:

To get rid of your raging fever since you had to show up for work anyway.
Sounds like a cry for attention.
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Sounds like a cry for attention.
Ouch, harsh... But agreed
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Ohhh kaaay, I'll bite. Oh my tangie, you dont mean to imply that you had to go to work with a raging fever Do tell!!



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Re: Top 10 reasons to go to work naked

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To stop those letches in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
The sad thing is... I'm a guy & they still look down your shirt. Marketing Salesmen are GH3Y!!!

Oh, by the way, TerminalVelocity I'm tracking all your posts & responding to all of them (even if I have nothing intelligent to say) just to piss you off
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