Thief Steals Bull Jizz

SiGNAL748 · #1 11-03-2005, 12:25 PM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...110202768.html

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Thief Steals $75,000 Worth of Bull Semen

The Associated Press
Wednesday, November 2, 2005; 8:56 PM

WOLFSVILLE, Md. -- Someone stole $75,000 worth of bull semen from a Frederick County farm, the sheriff's office says. Eric Fleming said the six small canisters of frozen semen taken from a liquid nitrogen tank represented four to five years of collection work.

He said he had planned to sell it and use the proceeds to expand his breeding herd of shorthorn beef cattle.

"I'm so depressed about this that I probably will get out of the cattle business," Fleming said Tuesday.

He said he found the semen missing from an outbuilding on his Stonewood Acres farm in northwestern Frederick County Sunday night.

Fleming said the canisters held the semen of 40 to 50 bulls.

Jet-Lee · #2 11-03-2005, 12:27 PM

hahahahahahahahahaha

clawhammer · #3 11-03-2005, 12:38 PM

Ok, and what exactly would someone want to do with semen from 50 bulls?

GForce957 · #4 11-03-2005, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by clawhammer

Ok, and what exactly would someone want to do with semen from 50 bulls?

Hehe, dont ask me,

Muahahaha

balls_to_the_wall · #5 11-03-2005, 01:06 PM

to breed some more....duh.

That reallly sucks for that guy

Xenostalgia · #6 11-03-2005, 01:25 PM

its really expensive and hard to get and very easy to sell because they want that from the biggest strongest for breeding, thats why its so expensive

drewh4386 · #7 11-03-2005, 03:41 PM

Looks like the farmer has to start over from scratch...........

fredjacksonsan · #8 11-03-2005, 03:44 PM

Hope he had it insured........

Sure would, er, suck to have to "harvest" that from the bulls!

#9 11-03-2005, 03:46 PM

that is just nasty. AVOID THA SPERM BANK WOMEN. Unless you want your child to have horns. Looks like tha owner has got to jack off all them bulls again. I am shure them horney bulls wont mind....

1986Z28 · #10 11-03-2005, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Xenostalgia

its really expensive and hard to get and very easy to sell because they want that from the biggest strongest for breeding, thats why its so expensive

i wonder why xeno knows so much about bull jizz

Partizan · #11 11-03-2005, 04:49 PM

Xeno does enjoy his bull jizz.

sv650s · #12 11-03-2005, 05:15 PM

Twizted_3KGT · #13 11-03-2005, 05:37 PM

Skeet Skeet!

Oz · #14 11-03-2005, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by clawhammer

Ok, and what exactly would someone want to do with semen from 50 bulls?

Maybe a neighbouring farmer has a gay bull? Or he wanted to do some marital education: "You think mine tastes bad, get a load of this!"

sv650s · #15 11-03-2005, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by craigcully

The process of "jacking off" the bulls is actually quite interesting. The most popular process involves sticking an electrical prod into the anus of the bull, and through a control panel you send shocks through the bull until they get an erection and eventually ejaculate into a cup.

ok i seriously didn't want to know that.

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