Warning: Your MSN account will close if you do not send this to 18 people (3 pics)

[-Davo]

Or this:



... Or this....




For fuck sake people, are you that dumb? Seriously? You honestly believe that MSN will close down?

I got this particular e-mail on the 14th of Oct.




Who is feeding these kids this bullshit? How many of the retards who these idiots sent this same e-mail to believe this? How many more kids are talking the next day at school how MSN will start charging us? OMGWTF?!?!

The e-mail with the actual picture in it saying how msn will close in 24 hours has been floating around the internet since before the admin at AF was thinking of buying a VB subscription, a long fucking time ago!

Gesus tity fucking christ, how many more idiots do I have to e-mail back insults because they've fallen for the same gullible bullshit that wasn't funny in 1998? How many of you nooblette idiots reading this read one of those e-mails in your inbox and though "OMGWTFLOL!!! MSN IS CLOZIN DOWN OMGWTF?!?!1!?? I HAV 2 TELL PPL!!"

I hate you.

I have to e-mail back every dickhead that e-mails me one of these e-mails to point out to them how fucking dumb they are.

Look at the first picture. I took the time to cut out their e-mails, but have a look how many more idiots got that email sent from the idiot who sent it to me?

Now look at the 2nd. I shit you not, if I were to print off the e-mail, it would be 4 pages long, of idiots sending this stupid chain "OMGWTF" email around to more twits with an IQ of a toilet seat thinking if they don't, bill gates, or someone who knows computers will close their msn acounts.

People are stupid, I hate stupid people.

If you haven't noticed, the 1st and 3rd are the same, from two differant people, one I haven't talked to in over 2.5 years and I thought he didn't have my e-mail (American), the other a hot babe who I wanna... you know, fornicate with. Now, if it's gotten to me, twice, by two differant people who don't know each other, from opposite sides of this miserable planet, how many other fucking idiots has this reached? How many believed it!?!? IS THE EDUCATION SYSTEM FAILING? HAS IT ALREADY!?!?1!

Oh, and if you're reading this and you have sent one of these e-mails out because you were scared MSN is closing down, or you have to pay to keep your stupid little emotes, than I hate you. If you sent this out to people thinking "what if..." or "just in case", I hate you. I hate you if you sent this out thinking someone's MSN will close down if they don't get this and send it 18 more gullible fucking idiots, this planet is fucking dumb! I can't believe I have resorted to bitching about stupid people!
WTF!

I'm not smart, fuck, but holy shit these people make me look like steven hawking. I feel like a fucking phD owner when talking to these idiots. I feel like I am obligated to tell them I hate them, and rant my opinion about how I think they're the low-life of the dumbest pieces of shit the internet has, and unfortuneatly has been overrun by, stupid people, like the idiots who forward these stupid e-mails to me.

The Irony here is that the people who send these stupid fucking emails to me are not dumb! They're smart! They're getting higher grades than me, yet they're so computer illiterate they wouldn't know what MSN WAS if it was rammed up their arse with a 10 foot pole, with hot wax dripping of one end!

What the fuck am I talking about? I'm bored, the Warcraft servers are down, I have nothing better to do.. Literally.

Yeah. I contemplated not posting this at the end, now I am curious of the reaction I get from people who send these stupid e-mails out.

I am expecting something like "your the idiot!", or "quit bitching you noob whiner! Fucking aussies..." and even more so predicting this reaction because I have stated my prediction now people will say it to spite me, go on, say it, you know you wanna, and you know how much I don't want to hear it! hahahaha


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[crayzayjay]

My gf sent me that email. I used to think she was intelligent...

[tenguzero]

Got any pics of this totally fornication-worthy chick?


Oh yeah, about the rest of it -- keep in mind, we can't all be 733T HAX0R5 deftly navigating teh interweb, and I'm sure the same suckers who fall for this are also still waiting to receive their return from the "estate liquidation" in Nigeria they helped financially manage with their bank account via email.

With all the crap we hear on the news, in the papers, and at work about this garbage, there's no excuse why people shouldn't be well on top of this stuff. And yet every month there's a story about a retiree who was just using the internet to email their grandkids and check what the new time slot for Columbo was, when they happened to get a popup telling them they could lock in their free cruise if only they send their checking account number and routing information to so-and-so address so a small deposit can be made, or some 30-something housewife trolling her Yahoo email for jokes from her other 30-something friends about how women are so awesome and men smell funny and don't ask for directions and whatnot, who stumbles across an email telling her OMFG!! EBAY IS TOTALLY GOING TO SHUT DOWN AND THEN EXPLODE IF SHE DOESN'T FOLLOW THE LINK PROVIDED AND ENTER HER USERNAME AND PASSWORD IN THE SPACE PROVIDED IMMEDIATELY!

Now if you'll excuse me, PayPal.net wants me to email them back with my account info so they can verify it.

[balls_to_the_wall]

I seem to get those alot. Today I got one that said if you don't send the email to 18 people, you would have to start paying for MSN Messenger... And I though the person that sent that to me was slightly intelligent.

*edit*
The last pic already basically says ^^^, my bad, the picture wouldn't load for me. oh well

[craigcully]

Word. Nothing worse than having to go through and delete all the stupid messages you recieve via email. I have had more of a problem with Yahoo Messenger and people sending me messages of a similar vein, but either way it's all annoying.

[2.2 Straight six]

that shit pisses me off so much, all this bullshit about closing accounts, how fucking stupid are these people ?

that an the shit about some shite poem...blah blah blah....daddy murdered me...

er...if you were murdered you cant write some shit poem can you ? no.

an then it says you'll be haunted by some ghost if you dont send it to 20 people.

an ones about if you dont send it to 20 people in 1 hour you'll never have a relationship.

wrong, if you do send this to 20 people in one hour you wont have a life....oh wait, you already did send it....hmmm..........


....go fuck yourself.

stupid people piss me off...

[Gohan Ryu]

There's another one going around that says Bill Gates will send you $245 every time you forward this email to someone. People claim to have received $10000 checks from Microsoft. One of the secretaries in my office forwarded it to several people she works with. Now everyone she sent it to thinks she's an idiot.

snopes.com is on top of all of that sh*t.
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/overload.asp

[Oz]

n00bs

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by Oz

n00bs

nicely put...

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by tenguzero

Got any pics of this totally fornication-worthy chick?

Yes. You won't be seeing them though




Nice avatar, 2.2

[2.2 Straight six]

thanks, i got the pic off a site for a compnay that makes BB guns... then added words to make the pic suit me.

[travis712]

I use comcast. And I usually dont get shit like that. Owell, if you use the internet, your gonna get spam, theres no way around it.

And people that believe that are well, special.

[Gohan Ryu]

Originally Posted by travis712

I use comcast. And I usually dont get shit like that. Owell, if you use the internet, your gonna get spam, theres no way around it.

And people that believe that are well, special.

The problem is that it's not really spam. Spam is bulk email sent out to stolen email addresses using an automated program set up by some greedy annoying bastard.

These "chain letter" email messages are actually sent to you by your (former) friends who think they are avoiding some horrible punishment by "spamming" their friends.

[ec437]

I'm totally reposting this as a myspace bulletin. bwahahaha

[travis712]

Originally Posted by Gohan Ryu

The problem is that it's not really spam. Spam is bulk email sent out to stolen email addresses using an automated program set up by some greedy annoying bastard.

These "chain letter" email messages are actually sent to you by your (former) friends who think they are avoiding some horrible punishment by "spamming" their friends.

Haha true. I think the word spam has been generalized over the years though.