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#1
10-27-2005, 09:11 PM
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SRT-4 vs. Kawasaki ninja
After removing ALL the Shingles that Landed on the SRT-4 after Hurricane Wilma... I desided to tour the neigborhood. so i picked up my buddy and we get to a "stop sign" (NO Power for traffic signals) and i look over at some Eminem wanna-be on his Kawasaki Ninja 250cc (YEP Its the 250cc) With no helmet on and he throws a rev a me...
Thug: YO Lets Run it..Or are u too Scurred to run wit the Big DAWGS? Me (in my head): Hmm its a Bike Dude I dont care I'll lose anyways...no wait thats a 250? WTF?!!! Big DAWG? Wouldn't BIg Dawg be anything over 500cc? ME: Big Dawg?? Bro theres Debris on the street you might fall Thug: NAww Fool... I checked it I was just looking For a car that might stand a chance wit me so whatcha got... RICER?.....and dont front Foo' I mean whats wit that Whack-Ass Wing Me: RICER???????!!!!!!!!! Listen Here Vanilla ICE Imma have u for desert You Pansy. So as We looked ahead and noticed that the cars ahead of us were gone and we had the road to ourselves We Take off and that SRT is screaming down the street and this guy is still hanging on. I shift into 2nd and still there and we hit an Overpass and i go into 3rd and i just refused to look over at this point. i get to 4th and reach the top of the overpass and shut down. i look over nothing there....... i look in the rear view nothing there ..... as i roll down the other side of the over pass i think to my self (should i feel like a jackass for falling into the bait? wait no there he is) and the doofus does the fly by giving me the finger and he loses his hat at the next light(this light actually had Power) so i stop right on top of his hat putting my front left tire on it. Thug: Yo your Shit's fast man but... Me: YO man Wheres your hat? Thug: Umm its under you tire Me: and why did you give me the finger ? Thug: umm you see i though i was gonna make the light but i didnt my bad.. Me: Hmm yer-Absofuckinglutly right its Your Bad So as the Green Dropped i burned out and took off and as i look in my rear view you could see him ready to Cry.. I know it was cold to do but He asked for it
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#2
10-27-2005, 09:18 PM
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Re: SRT-4 vs. Kawasaki ninja
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Did he really say that stuff?? Holy shit, thats incredible, What a douche. It wasn't cold what you did. I would have taken the hat as a souvenir after the burnout. I am proud of you. PS. This is like the 4565th post involving a neon/srt-4
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10-27-2005, 09:18 PM
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Re: SRT-4 vs. Kawasaki ninja
I would have thought that a ninja bike even a 250 would be fairly fast, but I guess I was wrong. Nice kill nevertheless.
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10-27-2005, 11:44 PM
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ahaha i never even know 250cc sport bikes even exist. well atleast he was being honest with you about the whole finger thing.
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10-28-2005, 12:20 AM
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Re: SRT-4 vs. Kawasaki ninja
They look like this...
 Yeah, they aren't fast at all. But are very small and nimble and handle like crazy for a $3,000 bike brand new.
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10-28-2005, 12:23 AM
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Re: Re: SRT-4 vs. Kawasaki ninja
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Fixoorrzz!
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10-28-2005, 01:51 AM
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Re: SRT-4 vs. Kawasaki ninja
I would think that at LEAST the bike woulda had you off the line in the first couple of gears, if only for the massive weight advantage.
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10-28-2005, 02:08 AM
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Re: SRT-4 vs. Kawasaki ninja
nice run.......since you are stomping on bikes do you want to try my 636.....lol
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10-28-2005, 04:53 PM
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Re: Re: SRT-4 vs. Kawasaki ninja
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and 209 I'll pass on 600cc bikes i know my place lol
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10-28-2005, 06:45 PM
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Re: SRT-4 vs. Kawasaki ninja
good race...those 250cc bikes are dogs, they run a mid 14 second 1/4 AT BEST.....most guys run low 15s....but they're great bikes to do little wheelies and stuff with.....good kill man.....i dunno about the hat part though....it sounded rehearsed...
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10-29-2005, 11:17 AM
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where was this race drifty?
glad to hear Wilma didnt mess up your car bro, I slept right through it but man was it long! Nice kill too, I cant pick on the sports bikes but I love to mess with the Harley Davidson possers riding thier Hondas on thier way back from Key West.
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10-29-2005, 12:21 PM
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Re: SRT-4 vs. Kawasaki ninja
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