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10-25-2005, 12:48 PM
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'till death do us part?
A man's wife had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet he had stayed by her bedside every single day. One day, she motioned for him to come nearer. As he sat by her, she whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... ......You know what?"
"What dear?" he gently asked, smiling as his heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck, so get the fuck away from me." 
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10-25-2005, 12:52 PM
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Re: 'till death do us part?
not as good as the ugly bus, but good none the less.
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10-25-2005, 01:07 PM
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Re: 'till death do us part?
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Thought for the Day… Alcohol does not make you fat - It makes you lean... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.  If a prostitute here in America loses her job to a prostitute in India , is that considered "outwhoring"??-Jay Leno
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10-25-2005, 01:11 PM
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Re: 'till death do us part?
thats sad!!!!! not tha least bit funny, tha bitch
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10-25-2005, 01:12 PM
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10-25-2005, 01:16 PM
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Re: 'till death do us part?
Didn't you just post that a few weeks ago??? Dang...
I might as well go into my archive and dig them back out.
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10-25-2005, 01:57 PM
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I'd look into her eyes...mine filling with water as a smile would crack across my face. I'd then look at her and say...
FINALLY! AN EXCUSE! *snap* The plug is pulled.
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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10-25-2005, 02:00 PM
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Re: 'till death do us part?
Quote:
for 2.2's reply please refer to the quote in muscletang's sig.
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10-25-2005, 02:01 PM
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omg you are evil
I would have done tha same....
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10-25-2005, 03:55 PM
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the topic is the name of the last Cypress hill album made, i thought it was about that - i was wrong
oh yeah umm the jokes was pretty good, tonio - i like it when you do the sexist jokes, your damn good at that.
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10-25-2005, 07:48 PM
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Man what a bitch.
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10-25-2005, 07:53 PM
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Ouch...
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10-26-2005, 01:26 AM
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Re: 'till death do us part?
Sounds like he should have left sooner.
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