One for the ladies here

primera man · #1 05-23-2002, 03:51 AM

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will
make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all
over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you
the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you."

It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped
out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would
think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love
to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart.

He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumour

Moppie · #2 05-23-2002, 04:16 AM

Didn't I warn you about actualy talking to your wife?

primera man · #3 05-23-2002, 04:25 AM

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Originally posted by Moppie
Didn't I warn you about actualy talking to your wife?

She made me post it in here

Moppie · #4 05-23-2002, 04:32 AM

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Originally posted by primera man

She made me post it in here

YOU SIR ARE WHIPPED! :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:

primera man · #5 05-23-2002, 04:35 AM

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Originally posted by Moppie

YOU SIR ARE WHIPPED! :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:

On no son.......im on a promise tonight !!

Moppie · #6 05-23-2002, 04:42 AM

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Originally posted by primera man

On no son.......im on a promise tonight !!

She letting you sleep at the foot of the bed with the dog, instead of on the couch with the cat huh?

JD@af · #7 05-23-2002, 05:16 AM

Ahh, the P Man and Moppie show.

Very humorous, P Man, even if they are at the expense of us poor, mistreated males (boo hoo).

primera man · #8 05-23-2002, 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by Moppie

She letting you sleep at the foot of the bed with the dog, instead of on the couch with the cat huh?

WOMEN....Ya cant trust them....look what she put in my sig when i wasnt here

He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Moppie · #9 05-23-2002, 05:22 AM

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Originally posted by primera man

WOMEN....Ya cant trust them....look what she put in my sig when i wasnt here [/b]

LOL!

Sounds like you went to get another beer and got shafted!

That my Friend makes you DOUBLE WHIPPED!!!

looks like your back on the couch then. (after your 2mins work of course

)

primera man · #10 05-23-2002, 05:27 AM

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Originally posted by Moppie

LOL!

Sounds like you went to get another beer and got shafted!

That my Friend makes you DOUBLE WHIPPED!!!

looks like your back on the couch then. (after your 2mins work of course )

2mins......you show-off

Moppie · #11 05-23-2002, 05:43 AM

Well what can I say, :o

I practice when I can.....

:smoker2:

ragt20 · #12 05-23-2002, 07:43 AM

nice

just make us poor guys suffer more at the hands of the women

Shaitan · #13 05-23-2002, 02:53 PM

REALLY FUNNY!!

Spec2 Girl · #14 05-23-2002, 04:21 PM

Hahahahaha :hehehe: :hehehe:

speediva · #15 05-23-2002, 10:45 PM

I love them! Thanks PLady!

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