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#1
07-31-2001, 01:40 PM
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Memory (joke)
Three guys are debating who has the best memory.
First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First Grade class." Second guy says, "I can remember my first day at Nursery School!" Not to be outdone, the third guy says, "Hell, that's nothing. I can remember going to the senior prom with my father, and coming home with my mother."
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07-31-2001, 06:14 PM
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Your a sad little man
 ..lolLMAO...NICE ONE 
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07-31-2001, 06:48 PM
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not LMAO..
you need to polish your jokes before posting them on public forums Here's some. Q. Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A. mental hospital!! Q. How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, let her do the dishes in the dark. Yesterday scientists in Canada revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.
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07-31-2001, 07:23 PM
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Speaking of polished. You left out parts of the last on you put here.
This is how it goes. Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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07-31-2001, 10:00 PM
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Oh - its only true. The brother of a buddy of mine is retarded. He'll be that way for the rest of his life. He's ok with it. So I am too. But if you ask him, he'll say if he had the choice, he wouldn't be.
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08-01-2001, 07:51 AM
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Yogs, you're good.
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08-01-2001, 04:19 PM
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That's mean. I laughed to though, it's so funny.
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