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#1
10-21-2005, 07:17 AM
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a father has three daughters...
(heard this one today in the car with one of my buddies...)
one little girl walks up to her dad and asks him, "daddy, why is my name rose?" her father responds, "well, after you were born i took you outside and a rose fell on your head. so we named you rose!" the little girl walks away and one of her sisters walks up to their dad and asks, "daddy, why is my name daffodil?" her father responds, "well, after you were born i took you outside and a daffodil fell on your head. naturally, we named you daffodil!" the second little girl walks away and the third daughter walks up and she says, "DAsfSdsFN KDvWE NrrrRMf NW JKanS DHasdLK AAAAAG!!" the father looks around nervously and whispers, "CINDERBLOCK!! get back under the porch before one of the neighbors sees you!!!"
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10-21-2005, 07:46 AM
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Re: a father has three daughters...
 That's sooo wrongHahaha reminds me of the Elephant Man... "I am not an animal! I am a human being! I...am...a man!"
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10-21-2005, 07:55 AM
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Re: a father has three daughters...
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10-21-2005, 09:35 AM
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Re: a father has three daughters...
 This was a great joke.
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10-21-2005, 02:48 PM
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ahhh thats funny
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10-21-2005, 03:48 PM
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Re: Re: a father has three daughters...
Quote:
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10-21-2005, 08:12 PM
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Re: a father has three daughters...
Zat eez like de stowy uff de heepopottamoose.
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10-21-2005, 08:50 PM
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Re: a father has three daughters...
Nice.
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10-21-2005, 10:22 PM
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Re: a father has three daughters...
good joke. and i would like a translation of what she said :P
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10-21-2005, 11:34 PM
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saw that a mile away. not bad though.
makes me wonder how she got hit with a cinderblock anyways 
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