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Old 10-18-2005, 08:02 AM
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Man raped by dog

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Extract from the London Evening Standard......

A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Highgate, North London.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, Was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw."

Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road. Hoyle, of Finchley Road, Highgate, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency. His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.

Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."




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Old 10-18-2005, 08:20 AM
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Re: Man raped by dog

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Old 10-18-2005, 08:42 AM
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hahahaha "buggered", hahahahaha shit, that's hilarious.

We had a toyota add here that was banned cause they used the word "bugger"

haha, owned.
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Old 10-18-2005, 09:33 AM
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Damn, what the hell would really drive a guy to be raped by a dog?
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Dogs are man's best friend...
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where's the source? That can't be true...
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So does the dog get to visit him???
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Jay why would you want people to know this happened to you...sicko...
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Hey now... I'm not into bestiality. I draw the line at midget porn
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So does the dog get to visit him???
Would that be regular visits or conjugal visits?
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dogs could be midgets...

And Nicole just ruined that phrased
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Old 10-18-2005, 12:34 PM
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Re: Man raped by dog

an i thought hampstead heath was bad....

to nicole: "more than just a friend"
to -davo: "that "oh bugger me" is the best add ever.

an that's just plain wrong !
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Old 10-18-2005, 12:42 PM
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Re: Man raped by dog

Ya know, if he was on catnip...he would have had the instinct to run away.

I know i had something more clever than that...schiz
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that is just nasty.....And in public, shame on him, he should have gotten a hotel for tha night, you know one with a viberating heart shaped bet......
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