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Old 10-03-2005, 09:19 PM
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Nicole's Only Bad Joke Ever....
So, a blonde was reading the newspaper. The headline said, "6 Brazilian Troops Shot."

She thought for a second and said, "Well how many is 6 brazilian??"

Took me like 5 minutes to get it the other day....hahahahaha.
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Old 10-03-2005, 09:21 PM
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Yeah. This one might take me 5 years.

EDIT: Nevermind I got it.
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Old 10-03-2005, 09:31 PM
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Re: Nicole's Only Bad Joke Ever....
lol yeah and I definately tried to figure it out for like 5 minutes and then asked someone...:
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Re: Nicole's Only Bad Joke Ever....
haha.. took me like 10 seconds

thats fuckin funny
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Tonio ->

Nicole now Queen of ridiculously bad jokes
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Re: Nicole's Only Bad Joke Ever....
I don't get it.
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Re: Nicole's Only Bad Joke Ever....
hahahahaha



I got in under 5 seconds, I found it very humerous.
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Re: Nicole's Only Bad Joke Ever....
roflmfao.. that was awesome.
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Re: Nicole's Only Bad Joke Ever....
I feel so sorry for those of you who had trouble getting that.
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That was really good!!! Took me about 5 seconds BTW.
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Re: Nicole's Only Bad Joke Ever....
haha that was surpisingly good
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Re: Nicole's Only Bad Joke Ever....
It's like Jessica Simpson...........but.......yea, it's like her.

Took me like 5 seconds too.
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Re: Re: Nicole's Only Bad Joke Ever....
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I feel so sorry for those of you who had trouble getting that.
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Re: Nicole's Only Bad Joke Ever....
Hahah, i'm dcfrun k just barely got that too. You are saw3omwe nicole. P{eace out..!!
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Ehh, That took me about a minute, not too bad...
































O.k, I was being generous, it sucked.
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