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Old 09-22-2005, 11:10 AM
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Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and
Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you
can't beat a blowjob.


Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.


(Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
( A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

( Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
(A.) "Is it in?"

( Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
( A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

(Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
( A.) One of his fingers is clean.


(Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
(A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

( Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
( A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.
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I like the Goodyear one!
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I'm making this into and email. I've got to send this one out to a few people I know. love it!
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Re: Something good from MySpace
booooooooo

a 68 is a sex term too its a 69 and i owe you one CHEA I still owe my GF like 50 or so now lol
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lol
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good one
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i liked the first and last ones the best. lol.
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those are awesome
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I'm making this into and email. I've got to send this one out to a few people I know. love it!
Same here!! Great find!!
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Make it into a chain mail letter with some bullshit at the end about how they'll die in 3 days if they don't send it out to atleast 10 people within one hour.
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LOL the last one had me laughing for a while!
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Those are great!
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