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Old 09-20-2005, 12:41 AM
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Today was a pretty interesting day. I was driving the parts dept. truck at Honda today to pick up a 2000lb crate of water bottles for our showroom. As I was driving i put my signal on to move into the right lane. I start moving over. and I watch in the side mirror as some little pos toyota pickup, full of shit, whips around me and trys to go around me
I quickly jerk back over, sliding the pallet around in the back and nearly tip the truck in the process. So i give the guy a california howdy as he passes me and he returns it out his window.
I think that's the end of it. I pull into the dealership and pull up to the gate. The guy pulls up next to me and gets out and starts yelling about me flipping him off. I pointed out politely that he cut me off and nearly tipped the truck and flipped me off right back. He then proceeds to tell be to grow up. WTF.
By this time some of the people from the dealership are taking notice. because he is now blocking the gate so nobody can leave or enter. I'm getting pissed now and a tell his 3 teeth ugly ass to get back in his excuse for a shit truck and get out of here before I call the cops.
Here's the best part. He gets pissed cause I was right and takes a John wayne swing at me while I'm sitting in the truck. just like i was provoking to do. I reach out a smack his hand sideways. and he punches the window frame of the truck breaking at least a couple fingers and maybe a knuckle or two.
I laugh right in his face, call him a f%^ktard and drive right into the dealership. My coworkers and me had a real good laugh about it afterwords. Idiot was gone when i left today. probably at the hospital. Very funny day!
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Dammit, my fingers still hurt from that sh!t!!















Seriously, cool story!
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That is funny!!!... especially the part where you "laugh right in his face, call him a f%^ktard"...
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ahh that shit is funny
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Haha, sweet. What were you driving? A rack body?
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fucker came in today and tried to get me fired. Instead we had him banned and removed from the property. HAHAHAHA. I did get warned though not to flip people off or i would be terminated
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Bahaha, reminds me of this guy who tried to get into a fight with me and my (6 foot plus) brother in law. BTW the guy was on a purple scooter.

But yeah, don't abuse people while in the work truck.
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Bahaha, reminds me of this guy who tried to get into a fight with me and my (6 foot plus) brother in law. BTW the guy was on a purple scooter.

But yeah, don't abuse people while in the work truck.

*off topic* but the title under your username is freaking awesome, I don't know why but it cracks me up, lol. Maybe im
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*off topic* but the title under your username is freaking awesome, I don't know why but it cracks me up, lol. Maybe im
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