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Old 08-17-2005, 08:17 AM
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A little joke

This is probably a repost because i heard it on a family video from 1990 but here goes anyway


There are two old men and all they talk about is their former sex life....for one of the men's 80th birthday the other one decides to get him a hooker....a week later on the man's birthday a someone knocks on the door. he yells: "Who is it!?" a female voice shouts back "Supersex!" and the old man yells back "Soup!"
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Re: A little joke

Kind of lame, sorry.
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Re: A little joke

Tonio is going to get jealous...
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Re: A little joke

"A little Joke". Sorry to say, very little.
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Re: A little joke

its ok....i didnt really like it either although i thought someone else would
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Eh, wasn't that good. So this thread isn't pointless though...

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Re: A little joke

Truthfully, I found that joke so funny I forgot to laugh...
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Re: A little joke

i found it soooo funny i remembered to laugh...but decided not to
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Re: A little joke

hmmm sorry doesn't do any thing for me, some things need to stay in the past!
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Re: A little joke

Um, I don't get it.
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Re: A little joke

.........no comment
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Re: A little joke

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

thats hilarious. (the second one)
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I liked it, but it's not that funny.


Actually if you picture the old man as a realy old funny man in a wheel chair with oxygen....eh..nevermind...still not funny.
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Re: A little joke

You weren't kidding when you said this joke was small. Oz's penis is even bigger than this joke.
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