R.Kelly...peeing during sex? WTF?

I'm sure everybody's heard about this whole R.Kelly ("I believe I can fly" guy) and his homemade sex tape scandal. Supposedly...or I should say, allegedly, he was having sex with 14 year olds and minors is general. He - or somebody - taped this events and the tapes were anonymously sent to the Chicago Sun Times amongst other papers. Then after the police decided to investigate the 1st tape, a 2nd tape mysteriously was sent to the media. Needless to say there is an anonymous hater out there and R.Kelly is in a heap of shit.

Now what gets me about the allegations is that they say that on one of the tapes R.Kelly, Mr.Multimillionaire R&B singer and all, pees on one of the underaged girls. I has like "what the hell?" Lemme read that again...Yep, said he peed on her.

What the hell is going on here? Am I old fashioned or something? When did people start peeing on the person they are having sex with? This is just ridiculous?

Seriously.

Was the bathroom that far away? Did he feel like he was gonna bust a nut then pee suddenly came out instead? Is this even physically possible? Uuugh...that's just sick.

I was talking to my buddy in DC via IM just now and he said that he's heard some women actually like it. Ooooh, nasty...plain nasty. So whatst he word out there? Is this happening all over the US now?

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BONUS post: R.Kelly "Fiesta" remix (just e-mailed to me)

>hmm hmm hmm hmm
>hmm hmm hmm hmm
>hmm hmm hmm hmm
>hmm hmm hmm hmm
>
>chillin in my four point six at the light bout to find a K-I-D for
>the
>night
>shorty in back carseat lookin' nice
>pull up to her bumper baby beeped twice
>jumped out the whip with a jar of candy
>didn't have cake but I had ice cream
>got Barney on a dvd
>she's a toddler and i'm a fondler
>
>
>wha what
>to all my young girls
>I'm a Molesta
>to all my young boys
>I'm a Molesta
>to all my chi town youngin's
>Molesta
>and all my uptown shorties
>Molesta
>to all the high school freshman
>Molesta
>and if you a underage babe
>Molesta
>Right out of 8th grade
>Molesta
>I know you saw me on the tape?.
>Molesta?

[taranaki]

The internet is partly responsible for the rapid spread of a large number of bizarre and unsavoury sex practices...if you are broadminded and curious,open www.Google.com and enter some keywords['free' and 'galleries' work well]........SOME OF THE STUFF WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND.

I do not condone ANY of these practices,but it is easy to see how readily this garbage is available.It's not normal, or right,or decent,but it is getting bigger.

Basically,whatever depraved,disgusting or vile habit you can imagine is out there,has been photographed and loaded onto the net.

Sick and sad.

[VideoNasty]

I heard that peeing on, in, etc, during sex is called 'Golden Showers' and if I am EVER peed on the individual doing the peeing would probably loose an important body part (think: Lorana Bobbit)



If you get stung by a jellyfish, you should pee on that area cause it kills the pain or something, I saw that on an episode of 'Freinds'....

[Towlie]

actually, i work for an iranian guy and he said if the girl isnt good, when hes done he PEEs on them............ HEHEHEHE pretty funny to me

[shadowboy]

Originally posted by Sham365
Was the bathroom that far away? Did he feel like he was gonna bust a nut then pee suddenly came out instead? Is this even physically possible? Uuugh...that's just sick.

it is not physiologically possible to urinate during an erection. the prostate gland closes off the urinal passageways.

the reason is because urine is slightly acidic and will kill sperm.

pre-ejaculation exists to "wash" the urethra of any residue urine.

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by shadowboy


it is not physiologically possible to urinate during an erection. the prostate gland closes off the urinal passageways.

I was just about to put that. I didn’t think it was physically possible either. He must not have been very aroused then if he managed it!

[taranaki]

Originally posted by shadowboy


it is not physiologically possible to urinate during an erection....

Thank goodness for that!I wouldn't know whether I was coming or going!

[moondog]

Originally posted by taranaki


Thank goodness for that!I wouldn't know whether I was coming or going!

ROTFLOLTIPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha :hehe: :hehehe: :cwn27:

[crxlvr]

Originally posted by taranaki


Thank goodness for that!I wouldn't know whether I was coming or going!

muhahahaha

[MaxRX7]

it is called a "Golden Shower"......

[speediva]

Originally posted by taranaki


Thank goodness for that!I wouldn't know whether I was coming or going!

Omigosh, I just spat water all over the floor after reading that!!! Thanks a lot Mr.T!!! I honestly don't think you could have said anything more perfect!!!