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Old 06-11-2005, 02:02 AM
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One of Muscletang's Life Lessons

I thought I'd let everybody know so they don't make the same mistake I made.

Never, EVER, eat at a Subway that has two female senior citizens working the thing.
They don't toast your sandwhich real good and it gets soggy from all the mayo slapped on it.
They don't just charge you for some bacon on your sandwhich. They charge you for every single F-ing slice!
To them, large cups are children's size.

Finally, they don't know the meaning of "fresh" or "cooked" food and because of this YOU WILL get food poisoning. Now if you'll excuse me...
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I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?

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Old 06-11-2005, 02:07 AM
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Re: One of Muscletang's Life Lessons

sounds like you had a good night out
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sounds like you had a good night out
Not really, it was during lunch today at work.
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Re: One of Muscletang's Life Lessons

wow, i worked at a subway for a little while and lemme tell ya, its reaaaaaaaally hard to fuck anything up...you should give them props for lacking the mental capacity to make a sandwich and push buttons on a screen, that takes talent.
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wow, i worked at a subway for a little while and lemme tell ya, its reaaaaaaaally hard to fuck anything up...you should give them props for lacking the mental capacity to make a sandwich and push buttons on a screen, that takes talent.


Seems hard to mess something that easy up.
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Old 06-11-2005, 04:34 AM
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Seems hard to mess something that easy up.
They didn't mess a thing up...they fucked everything up. Now I must pay for their "little" mistakes
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silly rabbit, tricks are for kids...

I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?

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Do the American thing...Sue them.
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Re: One of Muscletang's Life Lessons

two words. BITCH SLAP
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Who bitch slaps elderly ladies????
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Re: One of Muscletang's Life Lessons

old men?
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Re: One of Muscletang's Life Lessons

now boys, be nice! What if I was old? Would you hit me if I was old? I'm sorry you're sick, and I do appreciate your warning and I hope you feel better soon
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Re: One of Muscletang's Life Lessons

i would never hit a girl but if i saw a guy bitch slap a old lady working at subway id chuckle
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i would never hit a girl but if i saw a guy bitch slap a old lady working at subway id chuckle
'specially an old guy.
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Re: One of Muscletang's Life Lessons

exactly
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