Things to say out loud....

[fredjacksonsan]

THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD*


*(Many of which are appropriate AF debate responses)



1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.

10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

finally
40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.

[blindside.AMG]

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.



Love it.

[goldz28]

I like # 6, 14, 18, 20, 24, 27, 28, but i think 36 is the best

[crayzayjay]

Brilliant

[TexasF355F1]

[HondaCivic4358]

2's funny as hell

[tonioseven]

Pure gold!!!

[sivic02]

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

A friend of mine used to have a coozie(sp?) with that on it and a picture of a girl with duct tape over her mouth. It was classic, especially for a 6'5 260lb guy.

[mysatilac]

I may print all of these out onto a T-shirt,


Then point to number 6 as needed (I'd use that one alot)

[Igovert500]

Originally Posted by mysatilac

I may print all of these out onto a T-shirt,


Then point to number 6 as needed (I'd use that one alot)

My brother already has a few of these on t-shirts from some shop in the mall a few years ago. Nice thread though...I'm definantly going to be using a few of those next time I get into a drunken argument

[drewh4386]

By the way I feel right now, you bet I saying those out loud.

[Cyprus106]

awesome!!

[BrodyP]

#3 thats the one I'll be using =)

[Muscletang]

As a last resort in an insult contest.

41. You got fired from your job because you wouldn't suck WHAT!?!

[ThatRoundHeadedKid]

LOUD NOISES......


good find