ARGH!!!! wORSE SHIT HAPPENED

[Cyprus106]

So I don't have a car now. Damn. For those of you who are assholes and didn't read my post: the battery died in it, then while it was broken down, it was broken into and destroyed and totaled. I've got court for two things tomorrow: 1) barking like a chicken at a cop, 2) speeding ticket. then next week I've got ANOTHER court date for the SECOND speeding ticket in a week that a cop gave me. Damn. So I've got to run to my lawyers and toss him a $300 check to try and take care of this. No guarentees. I need a ride so I call my friend up, who was at my house when my landlord came by this morning. He's like "where were you I was trying to get a hold of you!!" alright. He goes "Your landlord just came by and got really pissed and told me he was on his way to go see his lawyer about getting you guys evicted. News to me. I skipped town this weekend. I haven't been back. Apparently one of my brilliant roommates busted out the screen in the front (I guess to get in the house) and the inside of the house is completely trashed. Go figure! I only ask them to clean it four times a day. More importantly, I'm the only one with rent! Two roommates are $100 short a piece and one just plain, flat out doesn't have ANY of it. At all. Oh and I got turned down for my car loan. Apparently there was a late payment issue on one of my credit cards a while back. woohoo. So now I'm homeless, carless, near broke, about to lose my license, and can't seem to scrape up $15,000 to buy this business anywhere. Talk about some shitty luck! I think karma has me mistaken for a different Matt... one that kicked small babies and threw puppies in front of semi's and swerved to hit little turtles that were trying SO HARD to get across the road.

[spaminator]

Sounds like a bad week

[CivRacer95]

Truthfully man, if I had money myself, I would make a donation to you. Like 10 or 15 $'s. Sorry to hear about your trauma.

[MBTN]

Keep your head up and don't give up!

[Oz]

More ouch dude. You're making the rest of us feel a lot better about our mundane lives though.

[drewh4386]

I have a little pity for you about the money situation because I just got laid off.........

[Ridenour]

Man, Matt, you ALWAYS have nasty shit happen to you! I'm really sorry to here all that stuff - it just really plain ole sucks. It's been rediculous, cause I've had an amazing last like 2 months - I wish I could share some of that with you. But you've pulled through all your past bullshit - just keep rollin.

[Cyprus106]

hehe, you gotta take it with a grain of salt, I guess. Honestly? It's laughable how much bullshit has happened. I'm gonna write a book. Or at least a collection of stories. I get new ones every week.

But hey, ridenour... Your big green girafenis who didn't visit the dentist enough as a kid cheers me up. Or creeps me out and gives me nightmares. Take your pick

heh, the landlord acted cool when he called me this afternoon. Then after he got rent got very hostile. Sneaky bastard. Looks like we're out this month.

[sivic02]

Hey cyprus, ive always wanted to go on a bank robbing spree and then flee to mexico...think about it, lots of money, leave everything thats been getting screwed up in your life, lots of tequila and drunk whorish tourists....mexico...viva la mexico...just think about it

[Cyprus106]

how about I juts become an exec of some huge company and run it into the ground and steal a few... hunderd... million... from it and get fined? That way I can stay here. I don't like Corona THAT much