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06-01-2005, 09:54 AM
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Good manners...
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the
students, one by one - "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked. "Just a minute, I have to go piss." The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!" "What about you Bill, how would you say it?" "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice To say the word bathroom at the table." "And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper." The teacher fainted. 
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06-01-2005, 05:37 PM
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Re: Good manners...
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*I AM NOT DEAD YET* The REAL King of Space Angels banished from Heaven have no choice but to become demons... And you will shed tears of scarlet... Close this world...txEn eht nepO This is what happens when you are skilled... you become isolated and arrogant.
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06-01-2005, 05:42 PM
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Re: Good manners...
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06-01-2005, 08:07 PM
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Re: Good manners...
reminds me of a bunch of people i know
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06-01-2005, 08:15 PM
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Re: Good manners...
that is awesome
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06-01-2005, 09:31 PM
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*~*KaTe *~* We know exactly where the one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we don't have a clue as to where the thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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06-01-2005, 09:32 PM
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Thats freaking awesome!
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06-01-2005, 11:50 PM
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Re: Good manners...
that's great!
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06-01-2005, 11:53 PM
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Re: Good manners...
haha !
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06-03-2005, 12:33 PM
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Re: Good manners...
Now that was a good one!
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06-03-2005, 06:58 PM
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For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
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