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05-04-2005, 02:36 PM
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Bar Sceen
How do you get the girls at the bar or store. Starting off lines and everything.
The one i like the most when you ask a girl for her opion on clothes that your buying, she always jump right into doing her natural born talent, and just as your going to pay ask for her number, works like a charm!
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05-04-2005, 02:56 PM
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Re: Bar Sceen
I just show up.
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05-04-2005, 03:00 PM
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Re: Bar Sceen
say hi, no cheesy pick-up lines. if she gives u body language, a smile, etc....its on.
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05-04-2005, 04:21 PM
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Guy: "I bet I can guess your weight."
Girl: "How" Guy: "By picking you up tonight." Girl: laughter, "that's funny" Guy: "I like the original line better." Girl: "whats that" Guy: "How much?" I've never used it but the guy that works with my dad(in his 40's) has used it quite a bit and said it always gets them to smile or laugh.
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05-04-2005, 04:42 PM
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Re: Bar Sceen
BITCH SUCK IT OR I CUT YOU!!!
this line works best in a dark ally. they dont know you are just kidding, and they fear for their lives makes for a great BJ and one hell of a laugh afterwards!
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05-04-2005, 04:49 PM
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Re: Bar Sceen
ok, my friend uses this and it works 50 percent of the time. he says hey, i like ur (whatever) wanna fu%k, just kidding, naw really, meet me (wherever). ud be surprised that some girls fall for that shit! i think if u put the opportunity out on the table, the ones that really want to get laid will go for it. i mean, if a girl said it to u, even if she was half way decent, u may take that opportunity after a few(10)drinks!lol
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05-04-2005, 05:00 PM
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Re: Bar Sceen
I wouldn't think that would work but hey i'm from a small town so you don't say stuff cuz then every one will know in a day
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05-04-2005, 05:05 PM
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coke and alcohol. let the chemicals do all the talking for you.
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05-04-2005, 05:07 PM
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Re: Re: Bar Sceen
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93 FORD PROBE GT JDM manifold ported match 65mm TB Unorthodox Underdrive Pulley Hotshot headers 3' Exhaust all the way No cat Cold air intake K&N air filter Short throw shifter Eibach lowering springs FX Design Body Kit B&M Short Shifter Stage 3 Clutch MX-3 Flywheel Performace Wires and Plugs Synthetics Performance Rad and fan Mild Weight Reduction Coming this week: Performance Heads and Cams 3 angle head job Why does everyone have to piss on Ford.
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05-04-2005, 06:00 PM
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Re: Re: Bar Sceen
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05-04-2005, 06:08 PM
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Re: Bar Sceen
Buy hydro-cut, workout for 30 days, a tank top or button down shirt, body oil (for you), semi-fitted jeans, and have a voice that sounds like you just woke up. LOL!!!
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05-04-2005, 07:20 PM
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Re: Re: Bar Sceen
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Sorry i failed LA and i could care less.
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93 FORD PROBE GT JDM manifold ported match 65mm TB Unorthodox Underdrive Pulley Hotshot headers 3' Exhaust all the way No cat Cold air intake K&N air filter Short throw shifter Eibach lowering springs FX Design Body Kit B&M Short Shifter Stage 3 Clutch MX-3 Flywheel Performace Wires and Plugs Synthetics Performance Rad and fan Mild Weight Reduction Coming this week: Performance Heads and Cams 3 angle head job Why does everyone have to piss on Ford.
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05-04-2005, 07:46 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Bar Sceen
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Sheesh  Anywho, like Jay, I just show up. Then it degenerates into a massive nekkid mudwrestle between women as they have a battle royale amongst themselves to decide who shall be the first to talk to me.
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