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04-27-2005, 01:03 PM
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The Redneck Poet
The National Poetry Contest was down to the last to semifinalist, a Yale graduate and a redneck.
They were given a work, then allowed two minutes to study the worf a come up with a poem. The word was TIMBUKTU First up was the Yale graduate and he recites slowly across the desert sand trekked a lonely caravan men on camels two by two destanation - Timbuktu The crowd went crazy and they thought the redneck could never pull off something better than that poem. So the redneck calmly steps up to the stage and recites me and tim huntin went met three whores in a pull tent they were three and we two so I bucked one and timbuktu contest over! redneck wins 
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04-27-2005, 01:10 PM
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I thought it was funny.
TS out
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04-27-2005, 01:48 PM
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Re: The Redneck Poet
  I can just see Jeff Foxworthy reciting that onstage.
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