watch out for the turd burglar!

publicenemy137 · 03-31-2005, 12:23 AM

Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog

SAN DIEGO Mar 30, 2005 — The hunt is on for a turd burglar. Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.

The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.

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'97ventureowner · 03-31-2005, 12:28 AM

Yet more proof of the "crappy" threads being posted in COT within the past week.

uranium235powered · 03-31-2005, 12:38 AM

What the hell is wrong with the world?

KustmAce · 03-31-2005, 12:56 AM

Tried to kill the pooch? EXECUTE HIM!

publicenemy137 · 03-31-2005, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by '97ventureowner

Yet more proof of the "crappy" threads being posted in COT within the past week.

yet, more proof of the numerious crappy posts in AF within the day

I thought it's pretty funny. A robber grabs a bag, darts, looks inside and sees shit. Then he tries to fire at the dog but the gun jams, so he just dips. Really ironic and hilarious

EDIT: oops ventureowner, I thought you meant crappy as in bad threads, not crappy as in the trend of "poopy" threads posted in COT in the past week

. Anyways, I plan to keep the trend alive

PWRDbyUNCLEbens · 03-31-2005, 01:43 AM

Sad but the police need to look for the most notorious turd burglar...........................Diahrea. I've had more solid turds stolen by him then I can recall. sly bastard.

Sean · 03-31-2005, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PWRDbyUNCLEbens

Sad but the police need to look for the most notorious turd burglar...........................Diahrea. I've had more solid turds stolen by him then I can recall. sly bastard.

Perhaps "slippery" is more accurate?

fredjacksonsan · 03-31-2005, 07:54 AM

Shows the intelligence of the robber.....went for the poop first, THEN asked for money. Dumbshit.

clawhammer · 03-31-2005, 07:56 AM

The victim was obviously a woman, because the only description of the car we have is that it was silver.

Damien · 03-31-2005, 08:05 AM

^

Was a funny turn of events. He steals a bag of crap thne his gun craps out. Oh my!

fredjacksonsan · 03-31-2005, 08:10 AM

Yeah, not only stupid, but incompetent.

-Davo · 03-31-2005, 08:16 AM

How embarrasing; You guys can't see it, but I'm giggling like a little girl over here!

publicenemy137 · 03-31-2005, 12:53 PM

all that effort for a piece of prized dog poo

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Score! What a great heist...

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