teh fasst and teh furiousszzz

[drftk1d]

this is a street racing story we make up.
i'll start and the next poster builds on.





So i was changing my brake pads today, and some guy in a integra gsr saw me and he was like hey wanna run so i was like "sure" so we did and we were dead even up until 140 mph then my superior gearing and top end beat him, i shut down at 160 and say goodbye and gave a thumbs up.

[clawhammer]

At 160 mph all hope seemed lost for the gsr, that is until he hit the NOS button, which took him straight up to 200 mph, blowing by dr1ftk1d.

[RedLightning]

cept the NAWWZ exploded and killed them both, end of movie...

Ok ok, cept the NAWWZ exploded and killed gsr driver becuase some Indian shot at them with a bow and arrow, the indian also drove a civic.

[CivRacer95]

Yaha!! Civ ownz Joo!! Plowing through the burning metal of the GSR. Furiously Civ comes flying up on drftk1d. The Civ leaving a track of flamz behind him.

Looking cooler than ever Civ says "Wanna race sucka?" Suddenly, drftk1d wets himself, although weakly, drftk1d nods his head in total fear. Civ honks the race down *Honk! Honk! Honk!*...before the race starts, Civ shoots out drftk1ds tires with his arrow. Civ takes off..."Good luck stopping without your brake pads installed!!"...

Gee this is fun

[Dreamspawn]

Suddenly the guy in the camaro who has twice the cylinders as everbody else roars past HEHHEHE until he realises gas was so expensive and he forgot to refill DAMN GAS PRICES. 2.00$ for a gallon and i got like 10 in the city.

[RedLightning]

Perhaps I should not post again so soon, but what the heck im going to post whore so I can be just like dampachi...

So the camaro runs out of gas and a Red F-150 Lightning tows him back, but on the way the Lightning pulls up next DetroitMuscle who then gets his ass whooped by a pickup pulling a camaro, but then the L runs out of gas too and Detroit passes me....

[street_racer_00]

And then here comes the maxima, spewing transmission fluid all over the front of his competitors (read my thread) causing them all to crash, and causing everyone else to crash, even the ones not racing, then, all of a sudden....

[clawhammer]

But never fear. Clawhammer with his 110 hp CRX, that gets 38 mpg comes to the rescue and burns DetroitMuscle.

[CivRacer95]

But low an behold. That damn geo that burned Detroit smokes all of us. Alas, Civ defeated, goes to the nearest Grey Hound to get his bus pass. His keys shall never awaken the Civ again. Although, those still out there have a prayer to make a comeback on that Geo.

[Dreamspawn]

^^ LOL until the CIV man finds out the bus has a bomb and if he doesn't keep it at 100mph she blows up so he figures what the hell grabs the wheel and punchs it on the way bumpdrafting the geo until the thing finally blows up.

[drftk1d]

but it wasnt too hard since the bus was an autobot and could transform into a nextel cup car.

[street_racer_00]

And then Ryan newman in the autobot nextel bus goes ripping through downtown new york city...but oh no he's slowing down!! why!?!? Because Ryan Newman is only good for one lap that's why...then the purple geo with the 502 merlin swap making 900 hp catches back up...ahhh it's dead even!

[Dreamspawn]

Then the beutiful scream of 19,000Rpm is herd a the blue and yellow of renualt comes ripping through to take the lead.

[xXxRocker5150]

What's this!!?!?!?! all of the sudden, the XXX Rocker comes flying up next to the renualt on his buffalo, with his mighty boomstick to avenge civ's death... OHH NO!!!!! He Mis-shifts, tries to double clutch, but apparently his mighty beast doesn't like being kicked in the balls, and throws his rider, who in tern ends up in the back of RedLightning's pickup bed as...

[street_racer_00]

...Paul Walker comes flying down the street on his nitrous powered tricycle! He reaches out for xxx rocker trying to get him to jump! xXxRocker jumps into his arms out of redlighting's bed, and Paul Walker gets a good feeling in a naughty place as xXxRocker lands in his lap...