Never underestimate a woman . . .

[JD@af]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's
a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished
but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they
crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
man, that seems interesting. And I'm a woman. Wow,
just look at our cars! there's nothing left, but we're
unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace for the
rest of our days". Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes,
I agree with you completely! This must be a sign
from God!"

The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this
bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his
head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman
takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't
you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think
I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever creatures. Don't mess with them :sun:

[SiRedge]

That's just nasty... :huh: :shocked:

[Neutrino]

Hey didn't I read this same story earlier with the guy winning though???

[PART]

repost different outcome this time though

[MaxRX7]

Originally posted by PART
repost different outcome this time though

yup, the orginal was an old man and a teenager.....

Originally posted by JD@af

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever creatures. Don't mess with them :sun:

REAL MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women will set your ass up in a minute.

[Neutrino]

Originally posted by Sham365


REAL MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women will set your ass up in a minute.

Words of Wisdom!!!:bandit:

[YogsVR4]

Women are pretty straightforward. Either you take the fall for them or they'll set you up for the fall. The only important part to remember is that only one of the methods has any chance of getting you laid.

[Neutrino]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Women are pretty straightforward. Either you take the fall for them or they'll set you up for the fall. The only important part to remember is that only one of the methods has any chance of getting you laid.

Excellent point.

[boingo82]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
he only important part to remember is that only one of the methods has any chance of getting you laid.

Yes, that's what it's all about.

[speediva]

Originally posted by boingo82


Yes, that's what it's all about.

I thought that it's all about the Hokey Pokey....

Hey, atleast that isn't sexual in nature....

[boingo82]

Originally posted by saturntangerine


I thought that it's all about the Hokey Pokey....

Hey, atleast that isn't sexual in nature....

Except when you "shake it all about".

[Oz]

Lame.

[Damien]

Originally posted by ozriceboy
Lame.

Pretty much.........but still the truth. Sham is definently correct on this one.