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03-17-2005, 11:40 AM
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I am so retarted
I did the dumbest thing yesterday. ok me and my husband were at walmarts yesterday. as we go in the store Eric says he forgot something in the car and he would be right back. Well I thaught he said he forgot something at home he will be right back. As he is walking out the door I think he is gonna leave me, so I ran toward the door full speed to catch up with him and
 smack, the door was half closed and I did not realise it. I caught the door with my right arm and messed up the door. There was like 50 people who saw me hit that door. Eric went back and tried to fix the door, I was looking at the ground the whole time feeling like a retard. He looks at me laughing and says , Damn woman what did the door do to you? I felt like every one was laughing at me. I have never felt so stupid in my life. I looked at my arm and it had allready started to swell and bruse. By the time we got home my wrist was swollen to the size as my upper arm. I think I might have broke a bone or something. From my wrist to the tip of my pinkey has almost no feeling. The part that is swollen hurts pretty bad though. Guess I need to look before I leap next time huh. My man told me I could sue for the dammage to my arm, That people get rewarded for stupity everyday. He is such an ass sometimes.
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03-17-2005, 11:42 AM
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That sucks....but its hillarious.
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03-17-2005, 11:53 AM
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Re: I am so retarted
Lmfao!!!!
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03-17-2005, 12:29 PM
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Re: I am so retarted
Chins up. But thanks for the laugh
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03-17-2005, 01:31 PM
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Re: I am so retarted
I know I cant spell for shit, never could.
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03-17-2005, 01:42 PM
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Re: I am so retarted
That's quite possibly the most hilarious thing I've heard all day.
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03-17-2005, 01:43 PM
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Re: I am so retarted
  Thanks for the laugh ... it's really sad you got hurt ... but thanks anyways. It's always when we do the stupidests things , we get hurt. And then have to explain how we got hurt. " I ran into a door a Walmart ... " HEHEHE !!!!
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03-17-2005, 01:43 PM
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Re: I am so retarted
eh, i've seen worse. i would get your hand checked out. could possibly be some small fractures..
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03-17-2005, 01:47 PM
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Re: I am so retarted
I figured you people might find this funny.....
I plan on goieng to the doctor mabye tomarrow
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03-17-2005, 01:51 PM
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03-17-2005, 02:24 PM
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03-17-2005, 02:25 PM
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That was funny. I'm sorry, but you're pain cheered me up a little bit.
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