the kills you've been too embarrassed to claim

[Steiner]

Well we've all raced an underpowered, overmatched and/or POS car at some point in our lives.

But since very few people brag about boinking fat chicks, kicking kittens or mugging old ladies we tend to keep these kills to ourselves. They were easy. Too easy. Like taking candy from a baby...but we gave in to the devil on our shoulder and raced anyways. Shame on all of us.

You wasted the gas, now relieve your conscience and talk about how it went down...

I'll start. About an hour ago my wife and I decided to go get some ice cream. As I'm pulling out of the grocery store some dude and his passenger in a riced out Jetta (tint, body kit, huge exhaust, neons, probably more) pull up next to me and pace me. I look over and they're all hard looking wannabe ghetto white boys. You know the type. They grew up on a culdesac with a swimming pool in the backyard and piano lessons every weekend. Now they're living the thug life ever since they picked up 50 Cent's new album. Anyways they nodded approvingly when I looked over and rolled down the window at the first light and asked if I could beat an STi. I gave my usual line about "garsh I dunno" and about having too many tickets. They weren't biting though. So we made our ways through a little traffic and at about 30mph he made the first move. Before I'd hit 50mph they were was back there. Michael Jackson would have been kinder to those kids.

I have a few others but you know. What kind of cars have you guys raped lately?

[CivRacer95]

I flat out murdered a Metro once. It was by several bus lengths, but the Geo kept persisting. So I got ahead of him by a few car lengths, signalled the haz lights, and then when I was slowing down, the dude came up to my bumper, flashed his lights and then flipped a bitch. Should've learned the first time, but he didn't. It was my proudest moment .

Civic> Metro . Geo> Civic gas wise L8...

[Drifty]

Last night me(05 srt-4 ) my friend leo(94 camaro z-28 ) and my friend arley (95 f-body V-6 ) were gonna hang out. and we all lined up at a red light and between all of us came a 04 Jetta chok full of hot blondes and they were the 1st to rev and give us the bird and laugh at us. suddenly their laughter was engulfed by the sound of a v-6 ,then a turbo and then a v-8 . light dropped green and we even gave them a head start. so the girls even chirp form their launch and stick their hand out and give us all the bird and we all just shoot by then like a bullet out of a gun to the next light we all stayed neck and neck just to blow by these girls and when they meet us at the next light we are laughing and when they ask us whats so funny leo just points and laughs arley said "thats definitly not the top of the line jetta ha!" and they all look at me and ask for my responce and i simply state " you just got beat by a neon" then they just rolled up their windows in shame i personally would had perferd to get their number but they were just being real nasty bitches

[CamaroSSBoy346]

Racing a 3000GT SL from a 40 roll to 110. In the Camaro...lol...

[Twizted_3KGT]

Originally Posted by CamaroSSBoy346

Racing a 3000GT SL from a 40 roll to 110. In the Camaro...lol...

you're a cruel man lol

[PWRDbyUNCLEbens]

I have a few about when I first started racing with an an old friend of mine. This night I had a few embarassing kills.

race of the night was with this kid who had a 1.6? liter mazda protege with a manual, 17" curbed up wheels, and a sweet protege banner on his windshield. Needless to say we raced giving him a one car handicap first, and I whooped him. I even raced a second time giving him 3 cars at the start, and I still blew by him

Second race was a three car line with a four speed auto sohc 1995ish dodge neon, and a ford festiva.......yes a 3 cylinder ford festiva Even with weak driving skills, and an Fed Up clutch it didn't take much to take these guys. Now that I remember this story I can't believe I even wasted my time.

[HighRev87]

Isnt this the same as the never ending race thread?
Also drifty, smilies are cool, but you have enough in thier to make a picture book.

[Ace$nyper]

Originally Posted by Steiner

Michael Jackson would have been kinder to those kids.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
i've punked out so many civics with mine and killed a few with my jeep even.

i never post the jeep kills cause its still a loss to me i'm driving a jeep

[turbo2nr]

haha one night a kia taught he had something on the probe.. it was like a sofia or something w/ a apc wing and fart can..it was hallirous, you should of see his face when he heard my hks.. he look like he saw a ghost, by 50-60 i was about 5 car ahead easy, i had no urge to rap him any more..

i miss my car..

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[RedLightning]

Since your car less, what other cars you lookin at?(to keep on topic I beat a minivan in my sister GTP)

[Steiner]

Originally Posted by Drifty

Last night me(05 srt-4 ) my friend leo(94 camaro z-28 ) and my friend arley (95 f-body V-6 ) were gonna hang out. and we all lined up at a red light and between all of us came a 04 Jetta chok full of hot blondes and they were the 1st to rev and give us the bird and laugh at us. suddenly their laughter was engulfed by the sound of a v-6 ,then a turbo and then a v-8 . light dropped green and we even gave them a head start. so the girls even chirp form their launch and stick their hand out and give us all the bird and we all just shoot by then like a bullet out of a gun to the next light we all stayed neck and neck just to blow by these girls and when they meet us at the next light we are laughing and when they ask us whats so funny leo just points and laughs arley said "thats definitly not the top of the line jetta ha!" and they all look at me and ask for my responce and i simply state " you just got beat by a neon" then they just rolled up their windows in shame i personally would had perferd to get their number but they were just being real nasty bitches

You should be ashamed that you dragged out your buddy w/a V6 Mustang. That's cruel and unusual punishment too.

[CassiesMan]

Was with a freind in his dads SS when we raced a V6 stang...not pretty. I dunno, racing the V6 mustangs is like banging a fat chick-its all cool until your friends see you.

[turbo2nr]

Originally Posted by RedLightning

Since your car less, what other cars you lookin at?(to keep on topic I beat a minivan in my sister GTP)

as of now its MTA going my way, i use the v-8 turbo rear engine rear wheel drive bus.. lol even w/o a car im still boosting..

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[CellularSTD]

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[alphalanos]

Originally Posted by CellularSTD

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me too.