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03-25-2002, 03:58 PM
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Darn it !!
A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth
with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you sir?" "Yesssh! Ssssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?" "It wassss at the end of thisssh key!" the man replies. About that time the Officer looks down to see that the man's weiner is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down woefully at his crotch, and,without missing a beat, blurts out "SON-OF-A-BITCH...THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND,TOO!"
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03-25-2002, 04:01 PM
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 P’man, I’m shocked!!  :hehehe: 
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03-25-2002, 04:11 PM
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hahaha
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03-25-2002, 05:10 PM
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Omigosh....
*sigh* Some people's kids......
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03-25-2002, 06:33 PM
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ROTFLMAO Bloody brilliant mate
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03-25-2002, 07:16 PM
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Re: Darn it !!
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Good one P Man :ylsuper
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