Waitresses/stewardesses that are ALWAYS happy...

[Cyprus106]

OK, everyone knows those waitresses/stewardesses that are ALWAYS smiling. You bitch them up one side and down the other and they still have that fucking smile that, if you weren't a guy, and she weren't a chick, and it wasn't INCREDIBLY and HORRIBLY wrong to hit a girl, you'd just like to slap off her face? ARGH! Even when I see someone else bitching at em and wait/stew sits there smiling like a punk it still drives me crazy cuz i KNOW they want to just pull a bat out from behind them and beat the living fuck out of bitcher.

I went to Garfield's (which for whoever doesn't know is a predominantely mall restaurant, with a bar thank GOD) with my best friend's lil sister, who i think turned 19. there were 'posed to be 20+ people. they called a week in advance, when they got there there were 4 big tables, 2 on one side of the aisle and 2 on the other. They bitched cuz they all wanted one big table and the waitress was doing THAT SMILE. and they're just BITCHING, And I took her aside and was like "listen, they're a bunch of high school kids, sry for their rudeness. They did book this a long time in advance tho. Can you just check with a manager and see if you can do anything? It'd be a personal favor to me and I'd appreciate it." And she does that "UH HUH!" still with the smile. comes back and says they can do 2 big tables across the room from each other and it'd be an hour. his sister freaks out. Just BITCHES and her boyfriend BITCHES and waitress just sits there and takes it with that "fuck you" smile and I almost laughed but it really irked me at the same time. Not cuz of the tables but cuz I knew smilin' waitress was so ready to snap and just slap that bitch, throw the drink tray into the mall corridor and run to the nearest American Airlines terminal, never to be seen again. I got fed up with it and me n my 2 best friends just sat at the bar all night n ignored said high school kids. lol, I got pretty buzzed off a bunch of jack n coke, a few coronas, a GREAT white russian, a couple 22ozs of bud +. Dood, I got trashed in the MALL. I think I have never been more proud of being drunk anywhere.
oh yeah, and I got the waitresses number. What can I say, she was cute. And in real life... she doesn't do that smile at ALL but at work, completely different. I jsut want to see ONE of those girls freak the fuck out. Then and only can I die happy.

[ghostrx7]

im one of those smiley happy service people!its funny cause i get out of work and my attitude changes completely!i hate people!but when i need to rent a pissed cust a car, i suck it up. if anyone crosses the line of friendliness, i kindly tell them to leave and i cant help u!u learn to shut if off at work, but if u pissed me off at my house ur gettin smacked. maybe its all that build-up from work !lol p.s. hope u hit it!

[Ridenour]

LoL yeh I guess waiters gotta always put on a good show now matter what in order to keep customers happy / pick up tips.

[Oz]

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...d.php?t=372891

Sounds like a threesome.

[clawhammer]

Originally Posted by Oz

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...d.php?t=372891

Sounds like a threesome.

[freakray]

Sounds like considering your other thread....

Starved for attention?

[Andydg]

I have to be like that at work sometimes. When people get pissed I swear to god they get more pissed when I smile and ask them if I can help them any more.

[TexasF355F1]

It's part of their work description. Don't know how they do it though.

[blindside.AMG]

I find stewardesses extremely hot. Even when they're yelling at me I find them irresistible. That is all I have to add to this thread.

[crayzayjay]

^

I was asked out by a very hot stewardess last summer. It pays to be nice to them

[twospirits]

Originally Posted by Cyprus106

OK, everyone knows those waitresses/stewardesses that are ALWAYS smiling. You bitch them up one side and down the other and they still have that fucking smile that, if you weren't a guy, and she weren't a chick, and it wasn't INCREDIBLY and HORRIBLY wrong to hit a girl, you'd just like to slap off her face? ARGH!
blah blah blah...
I jsut want to see ONE of those girls freak the fuck out. Then and only can I die happy.

I guess you have never been in a situation that you must comform to the rules of the establishment and act professional even in the most difficult of situations. Acting otherwise can possibly get you terminated. Something that the person might not want to happen cause the little they get in monetary compensation helps them get through with whatever economic problem they may have, be it school, kids, house/home, or bills.

You need to really look yourself in the mirror and determine if you prefer to have a waitress/steward suddenly lose it to a customer and possiblly lose their job for your visual enjoyment, or understand that placed in that situation one must be as courteous and respectful and give the person the benefit of the doubt as to why they take the abuse.

TS out

[fredjacksonsan]

Yep, the "professional demeanor" must be maintained.

The thing you gotta realize is that when the waitress goes into the back, the flight attendant goes to get the beverage cart, or the shift ends, they're swapping stories to tell how much of an anus the people they've dealt with all day have been.


-edit- and I'm waiting on the post "Got it on with the beautiful girl and the waitress"

[Cyprus106]

Originally Posted by freakray

Sounds like considering your other thread....

Starved for attention?

hmm, I think that's uncalled for, dood. I got her number, I didn't say I fucked the shit out of her while my girlfriend videotaped it. Besides, she was an aquaintence of Brie, one of my best friends that works there. They both came to the party and that's where I saw her not acting completely happy.

And I don't mean the people that are courteous, I mean like that stewardess in Meet The Parents at the end, where she's like "youv'e gotta check your bag, sir" and stiller yells at her and you can see her face ready to crack but shes still smiling, but now it's more with that "i wanna rip your head off" smile? Kinda like the goofy dood in Office Space. "How 'bout something to nibble on? some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers, or extreme fajitas?!" Cracks me up when I see it!

[ec437]

Originally Posted by fredjacksonsan

Yep, the "professional demeanor" must be maintained.

The thing you gotta realize is that when the waitress goes into the back, the flight attendant goes to get the beverage cart, or the shift ends, they're swapping stories to tell how much of an anus the people they've dealt with all day have been.

hehe, thats what happens where I work. My boss'll get off the phone and start going off about what a bitch he was dealing with. It is a source of great entertainment to me lol

[bayouwolf]

This thread reminds me of a joke my dad told me...

What seperates 2 alcholholics from 5 nymphomaniacs?
The cockpit door!