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For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage...
TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101: Combating Stupidity MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 Course Electives: EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231: Mothers-in-law MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear” ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her Just a thought for all the women out there. MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnocologist (poetic spelling) Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?
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hehehe your bad FTOi like the SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule... hehe :sun: :flash:
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![]() ragt20 thinks, fortunatley am still single, and if the above is what I have to go through, would be a good idea to remain single :hehe:
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Flag it and put it in the too hard basket. Then go find yourself a REAL woman who realises that that kind of stuff just isn't going to happen. :finger:
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Now, now. Come on guys. Don’t take it all too seriously. It’s what’s called a JOKE!!
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haha:apoke:
hook, line and sinker.
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Why, thank you. I please to aim.
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daum gurl you must be pissed at your husband or he bitch man whore or whatever you got
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FTO, chill out, they are just giving ya a hassle That was funny, but womens problems start with WOMEN...not us men
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Its ok FTO, just because someone makes an inconsiderate comment there is no need to ruin your whole day. After all, I thought it was funny ![]() *edit* To avoid any stepped upon toes, I'm not talking about the majority of the comments in this thread, only one stands out to me as somthing I wouldn't have said to FTO
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This thread is getting funnier all the time
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