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Old 01-20-2002, 03:38 PM
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Talking One for the girlies of AF!

Enjoy girls!!!

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have
some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE
THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative

NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's
our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature
into something you'd like to have dinner with.



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Old 01-20-2002, 03:41 PM
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well im not the best looking....but i got a job and have earn enuff to prosper, im very nice, and just a little shy
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did i mention i was single? and hetersexual the last time i checked
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Old 01-20-2002, 03:44 PM
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im a #10
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I'm sensitive.... Does that count??
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I'm sensitive.... Does that count??
That means if I hit you you will bruise easy
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6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money
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Old 01-20-2002, 04:26 PM
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I'm not sure what category I fall into....#10 I think But not #11....
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I fall into hidden category #12, No money, not handsome, not nice, heterosexual, and doesn't talk to girls because he doesn't care if they like him or not. have a nice day... lol.
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I think i'll just quietly sneak out of here.............................................. .
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I think i'm the grapes
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We are all grapes here. I am probably most like #10. Except i dont have much money!
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Old 01-20-2002, 05:51 PM
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Now I hope none of you guys are taking this too seriously. It was purely for a bit of humour!
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seriously and guys....don't think that goes together....
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seriously and guys....don't think that goes together....
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